Koffee with Karan season 7.
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Hello there, Namaste And a Koffee Pranam to all of you.
For the last time this season
I say those triggering words,
You are watching Koffee with Karan season 7.
Yes, that's the one.
Thank you for being here guys,
glued to your devices for all these weeks,
inspite of yourself.
Your sacrifice has been immense.
I almost feel like giving you an award for it.
Yes yes, it is the award season on Koffee with Karan
and as you can see
we have moved out of our very swanky set
to this very special venue to mark the occasion.
These, ladies and gentlemen,
are the most transparent awards in the country, yes!
Because we are not even trying to pretend they are based on talent.
We are giving people awards because they showed up
and that's pretty much what happens at all award shows.
I have a really really eminent jury
to help me decide on these very prestigious awards.
Like me they mostly have a talent for utter randomness.
They are what we call influencers.
Influencers have created their own influverse
not the astraverse, no no.
That takes many years and much more money
I should know.
You don't need any super powers to be in this influverse
anyone, absolutely anyone can.
But jokes apart, some of the funniest
and most inventive people
are in fact part of the influverse.
We asked them to be a part of our jury,
unfortunately, they couldn't make it.
So, we made do with whoever was available
and here they are.
He is such a veteran of stand up and sketch comedy in India
that people now laugh at his jokes out of sheer respect.
Please welcome the very caustic and incredibly funny
Tanmay Bhat.
She is even more in your face than I am
if that's possible.
There is no escaping her.
She's on my Insta feed, she's on TV shows
she's doing brands collabs
and still manages to be funny.
Please welcome the girl
that the Internet can't have enough of
Kusha Kapila.
My next jury member
shot to fame for sitting at home and imitating
everyone he knew in his circles in Bengaluru.
He's literally a home grown viral sensation,
I'm delighted to have the hilarious
Danish Sait in the house.
And lastly
her videos are goofy, funny and delightfully unhinged.
She is one of the most popular content creators out there
and she comes in from LA
especially for this steaming cup of Koffee.
Say hello to the effervescent Niharika NM.
That's it, guys. We have this illustrious panel
Tanmay Bhat, Kusha Kapila, Danish Sait and Niharika NM.
Can't wait for them to rip us apart.
Oh my God!
Niharika turns into Sonam Kapoor. I love it.
Anaita Shroff...
Anaita Shroff has created this...
Why are you'll stopping... Let me hug.
Sorry!
Okay, I'm not quite sure.
You didn't get the memo, right?
I think you'll didn't.
I thought this was Koffee with Karan.
Where's your bling jacket?
Okay.
You're right.
You can take some of mine in spite.
CHECK WHAT NIHARIKA IS SAYING HERE??
I have a lot.
I really don't know what to do with this.
I've seen never seen...
Even on Koffee with Karan, no one has
worn something like this and come.
Thanks Anaita. Where is the camera?
Hi.
Okay hello.
-Hi. -Hi Tanmay.
Thank you for coming.
Hello Danish.
Hi Karan,
And my darling
-Kusha, we meet again. -Yes.
All right, please do welcome yourselves.
On Koffee with Karan.
This is a new location
and this is our final episode.
-Is it? -Thank you very much
Tanmay for being here, Kusha, Danish.
Niharika, did you really fly in for us?
Yeah, you asked me to so I'm here.
You're not supposed to say that. You're supposed to say
-of course. -Yeah I flew in all the way..
And you waited with bated breath for me to call you.
-I did. -Oh, you did!
I did. I'm so glad I'm here.
Thank you, I'm very honoured.
-That's... -I flew in as well.
I flew in from Bengaluru.
-That doesn't count. -Nobody asked.
LA she came from.
Oh, from LA, okay.
That counts.
You know how expensive that ticket is.
She's really prepared for the
Mumbai monsoon. She's wearing like a raincoat.
Yeah you see...
And it is expensive and this is not even a paid partnership.
-Exactly! -Yeah.
But thank you, guys.
And while I made some fun in my monologue
but I also do understand that you guys have
created an entire image
and an entire universe of being
influencers and the world follows
you, tracks you and laughs with you,
at you sometimes
but it's amazing like
sitting at home and really creating an entire
phenomena on social media, is
immensely credible. So, thank you. Clap!
Clap clap clap to
-all four of you. -Thank you.
So now we've skipped to the good part, because this was
like my beginning just so that I can show...
I can actually show my gratitude to all of you but
I don't very many more nice things to say.
First of all, it's really nice
-to be here, Karan. -Yeah.
I love that the
South India pandering has come to this episode as well.
-It has, two of us. -Three South Indians
-in the episode. -Oh, there's three of us.
There of us, exactly!
I thought you're
I'm the only North Indian.
I thought you're here because he's
so much in love with Alia Bhatt
he called in Tanmay Bhat.
Next year... Three south Indians this season,
next year it's just going to be an Idli and Karan will be like,
so, you had sex with a Dosa or no?
-Who spilled the Chutney? -Hello! Before you kind of
talk about, you have mentioned everything,
from Alia Bhatt to my sex talk
so, I want to first start with all of you by saying that
I am very receptive to criticism and I totally mean it.
I've read all the feedback on the show
so, let's talk about all the stuff people don't like.
That's most important. Self-awareness, very important.
First thing, they say I talk a lot about Alia Bhatt, do I?
-Yes. -There is chatter online.
Do you, Karan?
There is chatter online...
Listen, Karan, she's pregnant
you got a new person to launch
we get it.
Oh no! That's not why.
That's not why.
I have to be aware because
honestly Alia and me had a chat about this.
She's like Karan
I don't want to sound ungrateful
but you have to stop talking about me.
Like okay it's come from the horse's mouth herself.
So, I have to like shut the fuck up about
I even wore a jacket the other day that
said Italia
-and everyone said it had Alia. -Oh my God!
Now that's...
I have reached a point where I'm wearing jackets by her name.
I think, I watched Brahmastra.
In that Alia Bhatt keeps screaming
Shiva....
Shiva?
-Shiva, are you all right? -Yes.
The equivalent of that on television is you saying
Alia!
It's the equivalent
Because you've mentioned her so many times
-no connection! -Sorry.
-He's gone there. I'm saying.. -How's the weather?
-Alia thinks it's very nice. -Also
Alia's really like lovely. Nothing related to
her when I bring her name up. I get it.
A lot of times her name is also mentioned
because you want to know who's the top actor
or the actress in the country.
And we know the name you want to hear.
Yeah.
And who do you think it is and why do you think it's Alia Bhatt?
One second.
Why do you think it's Alia Bhatt?
-You should tell us that. -Yeah.
No, I really think it's Alia Bhatt.
But I shouldn't say it more.
But I mean if I say anymore
then I'm making this entire discussion counterproductive.
Okay, so here's let's swear on Instagram, shall we?
-Yeah. -Let me just swear.
I promise from here on,
on Koffee with Karan
I will keep Alia Bhatt's mentions to a bare minimum.
Okay so we have Janhvi Kapoor, Shanaya Kapoor,
Alia Bhatt Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor.
So just Kapoor or Khan.
Oh, not Khan because Sara Ali Khan didn't...
And various other DCA talent.
-Kapoor. -Okay second reason
are you also insinuating that I was
partial to Janhvi over Sara?
-100% -Karan,
-No, that's not true. -Oh my God!
100%
You said Janhvi you're so hot
Sara what happened with your dad?
Just... So sad Sara.
As somebody who was raised by a single parent,
I would've cried!
-That poor girl was so strong. -Yeah!
And there were comments made about who's hotter,
who's frugal with money
who is going to get the next Dharma project...
-It's all Janhvi. -And you said it!
At one point you actually told Janhvi
I'll give you a project. For you nothing, Sara!
You take my hamper, Sara.
At one point you're going to be like
even according to Ormax
top 10 stars are all Janhvi.
Okay, one minute.
Can I just tell everyone and I'm not
in my defence, I love Sara.
She's also working with us.
She's doing two feature films
-with us back-to-back. -Yeah.
I want to tell you what happened the day Sara and Janhvi came on.
And I'm sorry if the crew
gets offended but I have to tell you
we started our season
with shooting the Sara and Janhvi episode.
And Sara Ali Khan
-clearly nailed the Rapid-Fire -Yeah.
more than Janhvi did.
The results came on and
I was looking aghast because the results came
21% Sara Ali Khan
79% Janhvi Kapoor.
And I'm like oh God! And it showed on my face.
Everybody on that ground thought that it was
obviously, Sara's victory.
Did you just win, Janhvi?
-What? -Shocked.
-Listen... -This is impossible!
Listen, the confidence boost that I've
-gotten... -I don't want this coffee.
-The best day of my life! -I can't believe this.
I'm shocked.
Audience is kind.
And they have decided
-so, I have to give you the hamper. -No.
-This is the best day of my life. -No.
And I can't... It's too heavy.
This is rubbish!
Janhvi, you know this.
-You know this is undeserved. -Thank you, guys.
Listen, this hamper
has been the only thing I've won in a long time.
It doesn't matter. You didn't deserve it.
Maybe ever.
Let me take the hamper.
Janhvi was so happy
was so excited. She was like I love this show.
I've never felt so great in my entire life.
Blah blah.
And after 5 minutes they said sorry there was a mistake
in the whole algorithm or whatever it was
and they were like actually it was 79% Sara Ali Khan
and after that because I felt so guilty
I started calling her hot
and I started saying you're hot
and all that got cut, right?
This entire boo boo got cut on television
and on the show
and then it came across like
I was just being like partial to Janhvi.
-Karan, I have one question. -Yeah.
Like my mother told me, tell Karan
he's not the only one who gets offended for not being
invited to weddings. Even we get offended.
Yeah.
She said it's a problem with people of our age.
I said okay.
No, I partially I was offended.
I have to say it. Maybe I said it too many times.
-Way too many times. -But I always think like
I'm Miss Congeniality in the industry.
So, I'm like how you cannot call me!
Like I'm supposed to be sitting in the wedding canopy.
-You know, that's the way... -You are the fire.
But you're the match maker, right?
I mean I've done a lot much more than Tinder and Raya have.
How does it feel that a lot of people
manifest their relationships on this couch?
And then they don't call you to the wedding.
Does that hurt?
-I mean.. -How do you sleep at night?
I have to say while I say this in humour,
I was you know when Vicky and Katrina were getting married,
it had got
to a point of embarrassment where people were like
Oh, you haven't told us.
And I was like the day they were getting married
Oh, we can't hear you, you're at the wedding and you're not telling us.
I'm like
no, I wasn't even invited.
They're saying oh bad network!
You're in Rajasthan and I'm like no, I am not...
I wasn't invited and they're like ha-ha
who you kidding! -Karan was pretending
to be at the wedding.
Do a British accent!
Be one of the Kaifs.
-Yeah. -I was like
at the end of the day first it was like we know you're there
and then I had to deal with a plethora of like
dude why weren't you invited?
Is something wrong? Is everything okay?
I felt like I really went through 2 turbulent days.
So that's why I brought it up.
Did Varun call you?
Yes, I was at Varun's wedding.
-Varun... -Maybe it's a who launches you thing
-Yeah. -To be fair,
like Anurag didn't get called
-to Vicky's wedding. -Yeah.
So,
it feels like it was a very private event.
I really took a lot of solace in that fact.
That was my...
Calling Anurag, even you weren't invited?
I was like dude
Anurag launched him he didn't call Anurag.
That's fine, that's why I'm not invited.
Yeah.
That's why but everybody started saying
why the fuck do you care?
But I'm like I am that Punjabi aunty who wants to be
at every ceremony.
I get it.
I don't have Fomo, but I really feel I
should be the one deciding not to go
but I would love to be invited everywhere.
It's a problem.
-But... -You're invited to my wedding.
-You will, right? -Yeah.
-You're going to set me up. -Marry who?
Who do you want to?
Prabhas is single.
-Who? -Prabhas.
I'm 25.
-Then who? -So?
-My mother will have a problem. -Why do you'll have this problem?
-You think... -No..
-He's God. -I don't know how old Prabhas is.
-Yeah. -Who else?
-Who's slightly younger. -Imagine Prabhas....
-Vijay Deverakonda. -Yeah.
The cheese...
The biggest cheese platter available.
He's being taken by everyone.
Somebody that's available.
-He's not... -He's not?
I mean he's available I'm sure.
I mean certain puns were made on the show about
whether he's available or not.
He is single from what I know.
-Oh. -He's officially single.
So, we've spoken about the
I'm just kind of trying to put it all down.
Alia factor of course we've discussed.
We also discussed me and my fomo
-with not being invited at weddings. -Correct.
The other thing was me talking a lot about
-sex in general. -Yeah.
Is it an indication of the lack of your own sex life?
No, I don't have...
I don't have an inactive sex life if that's what you mean.
Because you have spoken about being in a relationship
-in one of the episodes. -Yeah.
Don't mind me asking, but who?
Yes.
I've totally minded you asking me this question.
No, I would've told you but it's
-not fair to that person. -Okay.
Do we know who it is?
-Is it a famous person? -Do we know the person?
-Oh my God! -Let's play 20 questions.
And you've broken up with them
but Varun Dhawan supported that relationship.
Yes, Varun Dhawan actually was
one of the few people who knew
and he found out by default
and then I have a
tendency of telling Varun Dhawan things
that I won't tell anyone.
For some weird reason
I've always landed up telling him stuff.
-He's a safe space.... -Not Alia, Varun!
You're dating David Dhawan?
What?
You said he found out by default
so, I was like...
I was not dating David Dhawan.
-Why him? -Why not?
Got it, we can cut this.
-We can cut it. -No!
Faux pas number 1
Oh my God, Shiva number 1. Everything is making sense.
Shiva number 1. We have to talk about Shiva number 1.
Okay, no, so that relationship was anyway
short period. It didn't work. It didn't happen.
The sex life is not inactive
but I don't know why
I talk a lot about it
and I always want to know about other people's sex lives.
It's probably a little bit of a problem
with my personality in general, and it's just
come out like on the show.
Do you think it's fair that
we probably take 2 minutes out
and discuss Karan's sex life.
-I think we should. -I think we must.
Like when you orgasm, do you say Jug Jugg Jeeyo?
Yeah.
And do you... -
And is your idea of foreplay doing 'Nach Punjaban'?
Listen I don't think anyone can get turned on if I do this.
No!
Do you have a safe word and why is it Liger?
You know I don't know why I've never been stressed in my life
on my show.
And I'm feeling like there was a little bit of sweat
bead coming from the back of my neck.
Infidelity is one of your favourite topics
-to talk about. -Yeah, because I'm obsessed with it.
I have a... Why am I even giving these answers?
This is ridiculous.
Okay one film director you'd like to date.
-One film director I'd like to date? -Yeah.
No....
I'm not answering that question.
-So, moving on. -Yeah.
A lot of actors who've has critical successes
over the last 2 years have not been called on Koffee with Karan.
Right.
One of whom is Taapsee Pannu.
Yes.
Is there some sort of
-a vetting process to do? -No, I mean it's 12 episodes.
You've got to like choose combinations that add up.
Just to tell Taapsee when I can...
When I will request and ask her to come on the show
where we can work out an exciting combination.
and if she declines me I'll be sad.
A lot of times we actually
as creators and as anyone who is in the public
space we go online and read stuff about us.
It can be harsh and you can spiral after that.
I do that and I spiral very badly so
when you read the stuff that's written about you online
-and lot is written about you. -Yeah.
How do you deal with it?
Where is your mental health at
-with respect... -He looks at Brahmastra's
box office collection
and he's like say whatever the fuck you want!
No, I actually have built some kind of thick skin over the years.
Honestly, it doesn't bother me
the way people think it should bother me
and it you know, when I read stuff like that is
completely putrid, awful
they come down to abusing even like my kids.
I mean those are times
where actually I feel like
Fuck, just leave them out of it.
You can say what you want about me,
about me, my sexuality
all the conspiracy theories they have
And really down and dirty but
it doesn't bother me and I have....
It's not that I haven't been in therapy
and I haven't like kind of
like had issues in the past.
There was an anxiety issue that I combatted
five years ago and
that was a time that I really opened up
you know when I spoke to my doctor
and she was a psychologist and she said that
you're brushing everything so deep within
-Yeah. -that you actually think
that you're dealing with it and you have a thick skin
but actually, you're shoving it into a dark deep area
and that's all going to pop up at some time.
So, she's saying you shouldn't.
So, then I started kind of at least talking about this fact
to people because I wasn't even telling people
that I was in therapy and that I was
going through an issue of anxiety for 3-4 years.
Post that phase when I weaned my medication off,
that's when I realised I'm feeling much better now
because I was actually speaking
to my close ones about the fact that
it had really got to me in some way
because I think every
issue of whether it's anxiety or depression
it's spiralling from somewhere, right?
Like maybe I'm thinking it's because of a broken heart
but actually, it's also because of ABC reason
so now I just feel like I talk about it much more and
it sucks at times.
-I think we should hug him. -We should go...
This is a time to hug him.
Of course, you can hug me.
Who doesn't need a good hug?
I've never been hugged like this on my show.
I feel so happy
There you go.
So, you know I read about the hug therapy.
-It's fine. -The hug therapy?
Yeah, so it's called the cuddle therapy
and the hug therapy
where actually they've written that 12 hugs
is what you really need to kind of get going in the day.
And 8 is the bare minimum.
Got to put the babies to work man!
Yeah. Oh listen.
I think they are in my life
to bloody well just hug me. I can't
stop eating them up, hugging them.
Anyway, so thank you.
Do you have anything more mean to say about the show
-or should we move on to... -No, excellent show!
-After all that! -I'm saying make season 8.
So, we've covered the bases, right?
Alia and anything else we're doing wrong
in season 7 that you want to talk about
before we move on...
We'll talk about it in the bingo round.
-Okay. -We'll make you
Oh, great Niharika, thank you. That was an excellent segue
-into the bingo round. -Can I introduce it?
Yes please.
All right
-Is he imitating me? -Karan what...
I believe so.
First thing you have to borrow Kusha's dress and
make it a jacket to really sound like me.
We have more fabric here....
I'll just sit like Karan like that.
I don't have the glasses but
All right, so the next segment is called Koffee Bingo.
Karan, there's an iPad to your side there.
Pick it up and you need to make sure you circle
all the things you've done and no lies
so, pick that iPad up right now.
Was really good!
Okay, God I sound like that.
Also, Niharika, you're 25. Who are you banging?
Tanmay, who are you banging?
Kusha, who are you banging?
I am married.
Fuck! sex! orgasm! what what tell tell...
Sex, give me more sex guys!
-Okay come let's do Koffee Bingo... -I'm going to have to
take out my glamour glasses
and put on my reading glasses.
My Lenskart glasses
So, I have to
play this bingo game.
Yes absolutely.
Karan, just put a huge circle
around the whole box.
-Yeah I think. -Okay.
Have had a massive crush on an actor.
Yes.
-C'mon! -Aren't you
crushing on Ranveer Singh right now?
No not at all. Ranveer Singh is like
fashion soul mate.
Now it's like tiger, what?
Have hated a movie
produced by Dharma, yes.
-Which one? -I'm not saying.
No!
-This is not fun. -Have been in a threesome? Never.
Never.
Have stayed in a three-star hotel? Yes.
Sorry, Karan.
-Our sympathies. -Regular us...
Have lied about box office collections?
My body count is in double digits.
Body count as in weight?
People you've slept with.
-Slept. -Oh slept... Is in double? Yeah.
Have had sex to one of my own songs.
No!
If you had to?
Maybe ‘it's the time to disco.'
-Oh. -'It's the time to disco,' really?
Kaun mile dekho kisko.
Yeah.
I want to see your cum face to Mitwa...
Kahe dhadkane tujhse kya...
My cum face won't be very exciting to that song.
Hid an actor's infidelity from their spouse.
No!
Dressed out of character for PTA meetings.
I have to tell you
I am very stressed when I have to kind of do these
Zoom PTAs and even go
especially official meetings. Every time I walk into corporates
I don't have fucking corporate clothes!
I have everything that has something
or the other is OTT or extra about it.
I'm always like... The other thing is like
a funeral wardrobe, It's damn tough.
Like I'm actually...
I mean we're nodding but absolutely unrelatable.
Yeah.
-To my funeral problems? -We don't have a funeral look.
Yeah, we don't have a funeral look.
We show up.
When it's a funeral, someone has died
we just show up.
At least you have a face that looks sad.
Mine doesn't even go there.
Thanks, Karan, from cute I've gone to sad face.
Scared of my mom? A big circle.
She still calls me at 3 am and says where are you!
What was the last thing she scolded you for?
For coming home late last night actually.
What time did you come in?
I came home at 3 and she was like you have an early morning
don't you think... And very seriously this was
a conversation I'm telling you, I'm 50 years old!
Till I was 46, there was a routine
no matter how late I come, I come into the bedroom
and I tell her mom I'm here
and we have 2 minutes of conversation
and I go. It has to be because my mother's nocturnal.
She watches TV till very late.
One day I just was very rebellious
so, I didn't go into her room.
I went straight to my room.
The next day she said
I noticed you didn't come in last night
like with a very serious straight face
and I was like
yeah because I didn't come alone
and she looked back at me and she says
that's all.
That's it.
After that we never talked about me not coming to her room
because I found my way out of it
but I'm very scared of my mother.
Your mom sounds like Dumbledore.
Reach out to my ex during a low moment?
No.
Have had sex on my set? No.
-Really? -No.
Ghosted a partner? Have been ghosted?
No.
Get hit on by a lot of women, never.
No one second, Overpaid an actor because friend...
I have to say people have been kind like that
they're under paid for sure, at times never over paid.
Got it.
Clueless about my bank balance? Yes.
You don't know how much money you have?
No, I don't. My CEO Apoorva is my childhood best friend
and we run the company like siblings.
I swear on my 2 children I have no clue.
He handles everything to do with my money
and I just feel like he's doing it why do I have to
because let me be creative, let him take the financial
burdens of the company. I really don't know.
If you ask me how much money I have, I don't know anything.
Do you know how much potatoes cost?
No.
Onions, tomatoes, potatoes
-That I also know. -Do you know what inflation is?
No but like the new line of Gucci... No, I'm just...
Received nudes from an actor? No.
Lied on the Koffee couch?
Of course.
I mean I said what a great pleasure it was
to have all 4 of you.
Thank you for that fantastic bingo, Karan.
Now I must ask you
your fashion is something that's spoken about a lot online.
It's something that you invest a lot of your time in
and we love your fashion looks
so, I must ask you
what makes your fashion a cut above the rest?
Before I answer this question
I want to seriously ask what you think of my fashion?
before I say why I'm a cut above the rest.
I think your fashion is great.
Say that take 2
Take 2
It's really cool. I think the people who get fashion
-really like your fashion. -Get me.
What's with the oversized clothes? Like someone
My designer literally told me
you should raid Karan's closet
because he has all these clothes that'll fit you, Tanmay.
What's going on with the oversize thing...
When there are bumps on the highway
then you try to take another route,
-that's my other route. -Relate. Understood.
Danish, would you like to comment on my fashion?
See, I really like the black T-shirt you're wearing
because I...
He likes the black T-shirt I'm wearing
I'll tell you why. Because I but my T-shirt by the box.
I get like 5 in one box.
Like under wears?
Same, I buy three boxes and I wear them for a full year.
This is the most dressed I've ever been.
But you look great. And you cut your own hair?
Yeah.
I'm just asking.
Karan, has anyone ever called you a bitch?
No
No!
No, he's being...
I'm just asking because
it was kind of ad hoc the way it's been cut.
-So ... -Yeah.
Because it's like what you do, cut...
Tell us what you really think, Karan.
-Tell us. Tell me straight. -No...
I've spoken enough to you.
Moving on, Niharika.
What do you think?
Why are you looking at me like that?
-Niharika, what does NM stand for? -He's checked you out.
NM
It'll change when I get married so doesn't matter what NM stands for.
Niharika Deverakonda.
-I like the sound. -Oh my God!
That sounds...
-We're talking about your fashion... -My fashion, what do you think?
I think it brings out your personality.
I think whatever you wear it resonates your personality.
But I seriously think you're looking lovely today.
Thank you, Karan. Thank you Anaita
But I'll just be partial to you and not to Kusha.
I'll do a Sara, Janhvi.
Oh, I'm Sara!
-Oh my God, you get to be Sara -You are Janhvi
I am Sara!
You've been the Sara.
Oh my God, dad!
-But she was the one... -Dad!
Why is my fashion a cut above the rest?
It evolved in the last 6 years
where I decided that I would kind of
be my own spirit animal
so, I would like kind of wear
what makes me happy and not like
just see it on a hanger and say what if I could wear it one day.
I'm just going ahead and wearing it. So, between
me and Ranveer Singh, we're covering every print that you can...
Do you guys call each other and be like hey what...
By the way we completely are each other's fan clubs.
Like every time he's like, you killed it today!
and I'm like wow, I loved it
and then we realise we're only doing it to each other.
So yeah,
being a fashion a cut above the rest is being comfortable in your own
skin and really dressing for yourself and not the world.
-Correct. -Yeah plus you're comfortable
with your own body
I feel like as someone
who has grown up with body issues...
I've had many.
-Like even now -Yeah you've spoken about it.
-we've discussed this. -Yeah.
Do you know I still take like really long to get into a pool?
-Like I'll come with a towel over.. -Same.
And then I'll go towards the edge of the pool
the I'll see if no one's looking
then I'll slide one foot in and then jump in then remove the towel
and I go through all this and I realise
I have severe body issues.
Just buy the fucking pool, Karan!
Yeah, why don't you have a pool to yourself...
He doesn't know how much money he has!
That's why I'm a lights off kind of guy
but you didn't ask that but I still gave you this information.
Like he said, over sharing is my thing.
All right, speaking about over sharing
we're also overextending ourselves
and actually, we have awards.
Yes.
So, we have awards
and you'll are our privileged judges,
that are going to actually
give us winners for the best of the best
on season 7.
We have 5 categories.
I hope you'll are all braced and ready because
Yes
every one of you has seen every episode.
So, the first award is a very
important category, it is best moment.
That one moment that was actually, was the most laugh out loud
or the most amazing, scandalous or whatever.
Let's have a look at the nominations.
Alia Bhatt.
You have 30 seconds to talk nonstop on My Marriage.
What?
My marriage.
The day Karan will get married
-I will be so... -Not mine..
Oh, my marriage!
What are you...
Ladies and gentlemen,
genius of the year.
Sara, give me a name of a boy you
feel like you want to date today.
-No! No! No! No! No! -C'mon just say it.
No!
-There are so many single boys. -Vijay Deverakonda.
Vijay Deverakonda?
Oh my God! You guys have made me do it.
I promised myself I wouldn't do it.
Vijay Deverakonda, from what I hear...
I see you with Vijay Deverakonda.
Are you with Vijay Deverakonda?
Shut up, no!
-Don't lie. -I'm not.
Janhvi, tell me right now.
We won't gonna broach this topic...
Do you like Vijay?
You know he's sweet but like...
-What is this? -Do you like Vijay?
Silence on set.
Do you like Vijay?
Everyone likes Vijay.
-No everybody likes everyone. -I don't like Vijay
like that. I love Vijay as a person.
He doesn't like Vijay.
Don't give Vijay too much importance.
He's sweet, he's nice. You should please date him.
-There you go. -What do you mean...
-Why are you passing... -So, guys now we have Janhvi's
-blessings... -Vijay Deverakonda like he's some
kind of slice of cheese, you take him.
He would love to be a slice of cheese.
It's important, guys.
Hello! We can't be after the same slice of cheese like you said.
So now she's giving it to me.
-She can have the cheese. -But does he want you?
I'm on a low carb diet.
You ask him, it worked the last time.
One thing Bollywood is obsessed with Akshay, which you don't approve of.
Fillers.
That we take it on this...
Botox fillers.
No, fillers of this...
Fillers?
Yeah, they have...
-Oh filters. -You totally didn't get that.
-Even I didn't get that. -Filters.
No, it's not filters.
-It's filters or fillers? -Yeah, it's fillers!
It's filters.
I've never used it.
Fillers also.
Fillers and filters.
Aditya Roy Kapur, Sidharth Malhotra...
Honestly I still....
feel like Ranbir is the best right now.
-Ranbir Kapoor? -Yeah because
I'm seeing him everywhere. He's promoting some film
-right now. -Not some film, Shamshera.
Shamshera. He's promoting that right now.
No also your film, Ayan's film he's promoting.
Which is called?
But he's not asked you who you're seeing more.
You don't know the film that Ayan, Ranbir and I are making?
I love that song Kesariya.
But what film is it in?
It's called Shiva no...
It's fine now that she spoke about villain
because what she just said about your film
called Brahmastra.
And she said he's the thirst trap right now but
she doesn't know one name of the film that he's done.
Shiva number 1 or something like that.
Shiva number 1...
It's not being made by David Dhawan.
And it's not starring Varun Dhawan!
Have you ever done it to music?
-Who? -You.
Yeah once.
You have a playlist?
Yeah, I would listen to lot of Usher.
You have a playlist, AK?
Only when I work out.
You don't listen to Dhina Din Dha.
I don't listen, I do it.
That would be a song to make out to, dude!
Dhina Din Dha!
So that's why I said.
Should we go one after the other and see if we have like a
maybe a consensus or like who.
I can watch
one hour of Sonam getting movie names wrong.
Just like... Karan, with that movie that you made
Terrorist number 1... What was that movie?
The one Ayan's first film
you know Good Morning Sid. Have you seen Good Morning Sid?
Have you seen it? Love that.
So, we get your vote, Sonam.
There's two option, I think Sonam's was hilarious
which is quintessential Sonam.
The other one was Anil Kapoor is all time great for everything.
Yeah.
He's a millionaire, he's a champion.
-Yeah, I love it. -Him admitting saying
he does it to Dhina Din Dha
is amazing. So, I love both these moments.
Okay, all right, that's his vote. He has two of them. Kusha.
Sonam Arjun, I think Shiva number 1 was hilarious.
It's the pregnancy brains
and the fact that she doesn't know
Shiva....
-It was my moment. -Like you say Shiva, right?
And the train wreck from Shiva
to Shiva number 1. She didn't stop at Shiva
which was I think the best moment.
And it landed a lot of memes.
All right, okay great. We have two Shivas.
Sonam Kapoor wins it for me as well.
You also said Sonam, I think we have a winner already.
-But Niharika we'd love to... -Even my opinion doesn't matter
anymore but definitely Sonam.
-I thought she was so funny. -Yeah.
The whole time even when she was
talking about some Instagram, she's like
that Sameera Reddy, like whoever
is there whatever they're doing these children
I love. I love Sonam Kapoor.
She has a certain nonchalance and
actually, it's really true to her.
She's not even putting this on.
This is how Sonam is.
-Quintessential Sonam. -It's hilarious.
Alright.
Also, just to give credit,
Arjun Kapoor is also straight manned it so well.
So, well.
-He straight manned it so well. -Yeah, yeah...
He was actually...
His reactions is what made it even funnier.
-Exactly. -Yeah, actually.
So, we have a winner.
Sonam Kapoor-Arjun Kapoor win the best moment season 7.
Clap-clap-clap.
You think we should call Arjun.
He usually answers everyone's call, right?
Not yours, please Danish.
I don't think yours...
He's pretty much our brand ambassador.
Yeah, I love him.
Hello.
Tanmay... Tanmay I am saying.
Fubu.
Fubu, we're shooting the
-finale of Koffee with Karan awards- -Hey Karan, it's me.
Hey Karan, it's you.
Yes, I know. Thank you.
Fubu, you just won the first award,
which is best moment that was actually about
what Sonam said.
But your reaction is what made it even more fun.
Where she said Shiva no.1,
just won the best moment of the season.
Just wanted to call you.
Thank you. Can I give a speech for this award,
because I've been..
Yeah, you win very few awards, they know.
Join the party.
But please give an acceptance speech,
it will mean a lot.
I would like to thank Sonam,
because without her I wouldn't be able to reach like that.
That's all I can say.
Yeah, actually pretty much.
There is no one else to thank, right, Fubu.
Only Sonam.
Okay, we'll call you back,
in case you win another category.
But thank you, guys.
There's Tanmay, Kusha, Danish and Niharika NM in the house.
Say hi to all of them.
Oh, fab. Hi-hi-hi.
I follow all of you on Instagram, and I stalk all of you'll.
We should also say hi.
Hi!
Okay, they all say hi and send you lots of love, Fubu.
Speak to you later. Thank you.
Thank you, Tanmay.
Yeah.
You shooting. Okay, bye-bye.
Shall we try Sonam?
Also, I am hyper with these calls,
because then you'll realise that people don't pick up my calls.
It won't speak very well about me
At least you have their numbers,
you're winning already.
Hello.
Sonam!
Oh my God. I got so scared, Karan.
Why you got scared?
You shouted Sonam.
No, I'll tell you why I shouted.
Because I am on Koffee with Karan's last episode,
and we have like the award season.
There's Tanmay, there's Kusha,
then there's Danish Sait, and there is Niharika NM.
And they voted you as the best moment of the show,
when you called 'Brahmastra' Shiva no. 1.
Oh my God. Is this why you're calling me?
Yes.
To tell you that you've won the best moment.
We had to call you and tell everyone,
to thank you in person for being hilarious on that show.
And it was so highly rated.
That's why we're calling you Sonam.
How are you doing?
I am fine. I am good.
I just had a baby.
I know you had a baby, Sonam,
I didn't want to call you.
I am sending you so much love,
and I've to come and visit.
But I've been worried about like COVID.
And like not to come with any infectious diseases.
-Because... -Don't worry.
Get yourself tested and come see me, Karan.
I am going to come see you, baby, I love you.
-Okay. -Take care. Bye.
Love you and say hi to everybody.
-Okay. -We'll also come, Sonam,
Okay, two out of two is not bad.
I am feeling a little more vindicated.
That's great.
Alright, so our next category is the
best Jaquar Rapid-Fire.
Now, as we know that
this particular season,
I was a bit underwhelmed
with the Rapid-Fire responses.
And it wasn't like as good.
I just think it's been 18 years, and
people kind of catch on to it, you know.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Also, I want to thank you all these days.
I thought it was Jaguar.
Like the cat, right.
It's Jaquar.
Correct. Thanks to your show I figured,
it's not an animal, it's Jaquar.
Yeah, it's a flush.
-You know... -Yeah, that I know.
-No, they make lights also. -Oh, lights...
Sorry, lights.
There's also bathroom. Bathroom and lighting.
Karan, which flush goes like this, I want to know.
I am like-
I don't think he's talking about a flush.
Okay, best Jaquar Rapid-Fire,
and the nominees are...
How is Deepika's number saved on your phone?
As Baby.
With a baby emoji,
and pink heart emojis.
-Ohh... -Cute.
What is Ranveer Singh's secret obsession?
Butts.
-Bum. -Bums.
Asses.
-You have a posterior passion. -I am an ass man.
What is the most regrettable thing you've done,
in a relationship?
Been in it,
Okay.
One reason why your ex is your ex.
Because he's everyone's ex.
One thing you miss about being single.
Apart from the women?
Yeah.
that's your answer.
Yeah. To be very candid.
that's your answer.
Complete the following sentences.
Shahid's sexiest feature is?
Not visible to the camera right now.
Ohh...
Tell me one scandalous truth Janhvi,
and two scandalous lies about yourself.
Without telling which is which.
I have gone skinny dipping in a fountain in Uttarakhand.
I have eaten a snail.
I have broken up with someone,
because they didn't order me a chicken salad.
they are all true.
Oh, I just remembered the fountain.
I can't lie under pressure.
They are all true. It's so sad.
You broke up with somebody, because they didn't order
-you a chicken salad. -That's what shocked you?
She's eaten snails and gone skinny dipping in a fountain.
What does Janhvi Kapoor do, when she is heartbroken?
I go on a trip,
or I try to find like someone to divert my attention.
Like a side squeeze.
Side squeeze, I love it.
What is your weapon of flirtation?
Sexting or poetry or shirtless photographs?
Why stop at shirtless?
Ohh, I like that.
A Bollywood actress you wish were single.
Janhvi, Ananya, Sara.
-Aren't they? -Everyone wants a cheese platter.
Someone should desire paneer chilli as well.
Tu cheez badi hai mast mast
I'll give you that.
Alright,
I have my answer.
then we'll start with you, Danish.
Ranveer Singh.
-Ranveer Singh. -Yeah.
Alright, why?
He's Ranveer Singh. You have to give it to him.
Smart guy.
Don't be so eloquent also, Danish.
Also, he spoke about butts.
I'll tell you, this show is also a little like that.
It's like a butt crack.
You know you shouldn't see it, but you keep looking at it.
That is pretty much the line of the show.
My show is like a butt crack.
You know you shouldn't see it, but you can't stop looking at it.
Yeah.
Kusha.
Sara Ali Khan.
I think she gave some fantastic one-liners.
And as someone who has been given the Sara treatment,
as you say on this show.
As you've admitted.
And I've a few lines for her.
Yes.
Sara you're the cutest,
like a bouquet of flowers.
This time it's your turn to win.
Wow, wow, wow!
In Sara's style.
Wow, wow, wow!
Marvellous.
-Okay, fine -Dialogues confirmed...
From a few lines to your thought diary.
Ahh...Janhvi Kapoor.
Oh my God. Niharika, you do know,
you're going to be a deal breaker here.
-I... -You must ask him his reasons,
-why Janhvi. -Why?
Because I love her.
No, I thought she was...
I think the answer she gave about two truths and a lie,
and she just said all truths.
There was some honesty in it.
So, we have a clear divide.
We have Ranveer Singh, one vote.
Sara Ali Khan, one vote.
Janhvi Kapoor, one vote.
And now, the decider.
Is it gonna be another person?
because then we'll have to have like a tiebreaker.
He's gonna call them, Niharika, okay.
So based on that, you've to make your decision.
Based on that?
Based on who we're going to call.
-So, it's Ranveer, isn't it? -It's definitely Ranveer.
Ranveer Singh is the clear winner.
Only you want him to call Janhvi Kapoor?
-No, I am okay. -Yes, yes, Ranveer Singh.
Just because you're going to call him.
Okay, so Ranveer Singh is the winner of the Rapid-Fire.
We have two Ranveer, one Janhvi and one Sara.
-Alright. -He's Ranveer Singh bro.
He has to win something.
It's so bizarre that I have a
message from David Dhawan just now.
And it says "Koffee with Karan with Anil-Varun is the best".
"Outstanding."
Just say, I love you. See you tonight.
Just say it and end the conversation.
What is saved as? Baby with a baby emoji and hearts.
Baby no.1, baby no.1
So cute. I love it.
Love it. Big fan.
Okay, Ranveer Singh.
We cannot talk about David Dhawan in this way anymore.
Okay... Davidji, we respect you.
And I don't know what they are saying.
Okay, Ranveer Singh. I hope he...
Because Ranveer is like very...
Like he always calls himself. He's not going to pick up.
But we'll try.
You should address him as ass man when he picks up.
Sorry, but he's not picking up.
But he might call back.
But I am keeping Ranveer Singh hot on the phone right now.
Hot to trot. Hopefully, he will trot.
And now we've the most important award.
Best episode.
Before best performance Male and Female, of course.
Best episode, here it is.
-We're besties. -Besties.
-Yeah, I wanted to say that first. -We are girlfriends.
-Yeah-yeah, girlfriend. -He's my bestie.
Dharamji is in our film.
He would meet Dharamji as Dharamji.
Love you, son. Love you.
You have a sex playlist.
Of course, do you not?
I like classical music, not when it's happening.
Who do you think you have the best onscreen chemistry with?
Varun Dhawan or Ranveer Singh.
-Listen, it's-- -I'll kill you.
Varun and I have the best chemistry.
It's over. I am leaving.
Come back.
Are you crazy?
Ranbir is a better dancer,
I've better chemistry with Varun.
You don't deserve to be called a friend.
You have like portrayed life to be K3G.
When in fact the reality is KGF.
Okay.
I also need an Akshay Kumar in my life.
Because many times I've put my foot in my mouth.
You need five of Akshay Kumars.
I'll be very happy with one also.
-In case you're recommending. -Okay.
-What happens in -Vegas.
How do you know?
What happens what happens?
Samantha, what is the way to your heart?
It's closed. Please take a U-turn.
Koffee with encroachment Karan.
What rubbish.
What would you not do for money?
My name is Akshay Kumar.
There is a price for everything.
Oh, damn it.
Damn it, another one.
Is there a difference between emotional infidelity,
and sexual infidelity.
-I think the biggest. -This is very deep.
I think you'll have to call other actors.
Yeah...
Because me and Varun...
If you're on a vacation with your friends from the industry,
who is the one who will be obsessed with selfies?
Arjun Kapoor.
Flirting.
Arjun Kapoor.
And who will be drunk AF?
Arjun Kapoor.
Three things that make Anil Kapoor feel younger.
Sex. Sex. Sex.
Woah...
Govinda was dying to go to the disco
in the song 'Kisi Disco Mein Jaaye'.
Which actress featured in the song?
Raveena Tandon.
Give it to him.
Can you describe your experience,
when you both went to Kedarnath
And what Sara did to you.
What Sara did to you is,
this story is starting only with a bias.
We did not pee, Karan.
Why? There was no bathroom also?
It was broken.
If I sat on it, it would shatter.
Do it in the air?
How do you do it at the airport?
-You don't squat and pee? -Listen
Mom says you shouldn't touch the dirty surface.
You should not touch,
but doesn't mean you pee anywhere
and everywhere, in a squat position.
Okay, fine.
If you smile, you're trapped.
If you smile, you're trapped
And so many times...
Several times.
And didn't laugh much after that.
Only cried.
Is your relationship with Sidharth Malhotra,
very different from the one that is depicted in Kabir Singh.
He's taken it very nicely and smoothly.
You are co-actors.
I mean is your relationship different from...
Of course, it's different.
You'll are close friends?
We are definitely close friends...
More than close friends.
Applied make-up to cover a hickey.
Oh my God.
Yeah... Special request for actors,
don't kiss in areas that are visible.
Yeah...
But nobody ever follows instructions.
So, you've clearly done this a lot.
So, you know that... keep covering in an art form
-I've been acting for 20 years. -Yeah.
The first word that comes to your mind,
when I mention the names of your following co-stars.
Shahid Kapoor.
Preeti.
He calls me.
Every time Shahid calls me up.
I've never said like that in
-the movie Kiara. -Shahid, just say it.
No, but he says it...
Preeti...
Shahid...
What comes to your mind when I say Sidharth Malhotra.
Kiara.
Between us who is the troublemaker.
I would again say me,
but that depends on what kind of trouble.
If it's fun trouble, then maybe them.
If it's trouble-trouble, then me.
He is so single that now he's become single because of me...
Right.
Name three things that are yellow.
-Colour pencils, napkins, and urine. -And eye shadow
Urine.
Name three planets.
Uranus, Saturn and Venus!
He's scaring me.
These nominations are based on the ratings,
the viewership.
So, we had...these were the top six rated episodes.
The rest of the nominations are
based on social media interactions.
This is based on viewership.
And the winner is...
Let's start with Niharika this time.
-Yeah, let's go. -Let's go.
Honestly, those impressions that Ranveer Singh did.
I thought those were so spontaneous and he killed.
Yeah, Niharika, but he's not answering the call.
Doesn't matter?
I think he deserves it for that.
But...but I think Vicky Kaushal
and Sidharth Malhotra's episode was also great.
They weren't nominated
I know but I am just saying. Special mention.
Special mention, fair.
Ranveer-Alia,
special mention Sid-Vicky.
Yes, but my number two if there is one clash.
I think it's definitely Katrina.
Because I think she was so fun.
Katrina, Ishaan and Siddhanth.
Okay, thank you.
You thought she was fun,
and you didn't say anything about the boys.
So, they weren't fun.
No, they were also damn fun,
but like Katrina... it's just nice to see her.
Danish.
Ranveer Singh and Alia Bhatt episode.
I really enjoyed that.
The other one that I am actually confused between,
there are two.
One is the Anil Kapoor and Varun Dhawan episode.
Okay.
Because Anil Sir is just very entertaining.
No, no, take your time.
Wait bro, I'm jury.
I know. We've all the time in the world, not.
Okay, okay. third. I'll just say the third one.
-Katrina Kaif and-- -We never asked you for a countdown.
We just wanted one winner.
-Only one winner. -What is this?
Popular critic's choice.
Okay, Ranveer Singh and Alia Bhatt's episode.
And you have a special mention for?
Anil sir and Varun.
Okay.
Kusha, you have a winner.
-Ranveer Singh's impressions. -Oh my God. We already have a...
were so entertaining.
I couldn't stop watching them and I posted--
Okay, I feel like I should start dialing him already again.
Yeah.
I posted an Instagram story about him, also
He was... Just the fact that he meets
Dharmendra and speaks like him.
Doing Hrithik Roshan.
And Ranveer Singh's impressions were just...
Epic.
And you have a special mention.
The Katrina, Siddhant and Ishaan episode.
I think they were so much fun together.
Yeah.
And Ishaan saying urine like that.
-And it is yellow. -Best moment
on this show that has ever happened.
Exactly.
Someone has come and said Urine in front of Karan's face.
Yeah
And it's been joyous.
Who doesn't enjoy a golden shower once in a while?
Oh, God.
And it has been the right answer,
because it is yellow.
The love for Ranveer is pretty evident.
I want to give a shout-out to our boys Ishaan and Siddhant.
Yeah.
Great, great...
I think it was a debut for Siddhanth.
Yeah.
Really crushed it.
Ishaan, my boy. Crushed it.
Katrina, always crushing it.
So, I guess we'll try and call Ranveer again.
But he has to... He's not picking up.
But episode you said Ranveer and Alia,
so, we've to call Alia and tell her.
Yeah. Yeah.
Fair.
Clearly, the maximum winners are not picking up
-our calls. -Yeah.
Yeah, K.
We're at the final episode of Koffee with Karan,
and you just won the best episode.
And our jury is Tanmay Bhatt, Kusha Kapila,
Danish Sait and Niharika NM and you won.
You and Ranveer's episode won the best episode.
Do you have a reaction to give?
Oh, wow. I am honoured.
I am thrilled.
Thank you to the jury.
This is truly...
a celebration...
Many thanks.
One more hit this year, what can I say?
Yeah, I know.
One more hit this year,
but they all have really attacked me
for mentioning your name 3400 times.
-I wanted to tell you. -That even I attacked you.
Yeah.
I told them even Alia told me to control my emotions.
Alia, they even said on my jacket I wore Alia.
It was actually Italia.
But Karan, basically you can never take my name ever again,
you have to swear, never ever.
-Please -Listen, okay.
Just say mean things about me from now on.
-You hate me, just say that. -Yeah, so should
so should we have a mock fight Alia,
like should we have a controversial twitter fight or something.
Should we just do that.
Yeah, let's have a fallout.
Okay. okay, you won best episode.
Guys say, Hi to Alia.
-Hi... Congrats. -Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Have you'll all seen Brahmastra?
-Have you'll all seen? -Yes.
We love, can you please say that dialogue from Brahmastra, Shiva.
She is saying it. Shiva.
Like 5 tests please.
Shivaaaa.
You know, Alia would you ever think, that would be the most iconic part,
like it has become the most meme'd thing ever.
I have told Ayan, people can have a drinking game,
on the number of times, I have said Shiva in this film.
It's 82 times.
What about the drinking games on, how
many times, I have said Alia, on my show?
I think you will take it.
I will win, I will win.
Okay bye, love you.
-Bye. -Bye.
Who did the mimicry of it?
Chandni. Chandni.
-Shiva. -She is too funny.
Shiva.
I think our impersonations are an impersonations of Chandni.
Of her. Yeah, yeah.
Even your marriage one is...
Shiva, your hand got burnt.
Shiva, I am burnt in your love.
Okay, thank you so much.
Now, we have no nominees for the last two categories,
because we believe everyone is a winner.
Best performance Male.
Best performance Female.
So, let's have a look at best performance Male.
A basic run through,
of all the Male performances on Koffee with Karan season 7.
Let's have a look.
Come on whip it out,
this is Koffee with Karan, we want to see your talent.
I don't give anything, I just take.
I mean, diamonds.
What is Aamir? It is tough to do Aamir.
This is the same smile.
What is better for you a big blockbuster,
or best sex you ever had?
Blockbuster.
After you leave from this set and finish with this thing.
I'm not having sex.
No
What would you not do for money?
My name is Akshay Kumar.
There is price for everything.
Oh, damn it.
I swear, whenever you do this show, somebody gets insulted,
someone or the other cries.
Yes, I am pretty sure.
Someone or the other is hurt.
And you thought, Amir Khan would be boring, huh?
What is the most annoying thing about me?
You don't wait for anyone else to give you a bloody compliment.
Yeah.
You just give yourself a fucking compliment.
Am I not looking good?
So, what am I supposed to say after that?
Arjun, am I not looking gorgeous in this dress?
-Sonam, can I say? -Am I not looking amazing?
I am looking so beautiful.
I am manifesting it today.
That you'll marry Kiara Advani?
If she would be, it would be great.
Shahid's sexiest feature is?
Not visible to camera right now.
Oh.
One thing that you envy the following actors for?
Ranveer Singh.
-His wife. -What?
She is very pretty.
Ranbir Kapoor.
His wife.
First three days, Sid had his flirt game on.
His flirt game is to express nervousness.
Kat's coming, he was like.
Huh! Let her come.
Let her come, let her come.
Who is the one who will be obsessed with selfies.
-Arjun Kapoor. -Flirting.
Arjun Kapoor.
He will have a breakup.
No, no. That won't be.
Who would be drunk AF.
Arjun Kapoor.
So now I will say a word, you have
to say it sexily in a Punjabi accent.
Paparazzi.
Paparajji.
Toilet.
Toilet
Banana.
I guess Punjabi's can say banana.
Punjabi's know how to make it.
Banana.
Best performance Male, Koffee with Karan, season 7.
And the winner is, let's start with you Kusha.
Vicky Kaushal.
His whole Punjabi accent Punjabi's know how to make it.
Uff! He just took it with that.
So, I think he was winning and he was so nice about,
the way he spoke about his marriage, and everything.
It was really nice, very nice Punjabi boy.
So, it is Vicky Kaushal and also, I have a huge crush on him, so yeah.
Lovely, so let's go to the other woman in the house.
Niharika.
Definitely Vicky Kaushal.
I thought he was so sweet in that episode.
Just the whole time his accent, and his like Punjabi accents,
is so cute and the way he talks about Katrina, was so cute.
I'm just obsessed with Vicky Kaushal.
And also, I thought Vijay Deverakonda,
was very charming.
And the entire time he was giving you scandalous answers in between,
and south actors don't do that.
-Yeah. -You know that.
So, I think, that's a special mention.
Actually, he spoke...
-I have interviewed Prabhas before, -Yeah.
and he was so shy.
Yeah exactly,
-none of them open up like that. -You like shy boys.
Just, Karan.
Vicky Kaushal. Vicky Kaushal.
Vicky Kaushal.
But why is she so shy about Prabhas?
What? God, no.
Why you don't want, the conclusion, Baahubali 2.
Okay so you gave your answer Vicky Kaushal.
Danish. Arjun Kapoor.
Arjun Kapoor.
-Okay Yeah, I'll tell you why.
Because beside the fun he is,
he was also very vulnerable on the show.
Ahh, he really was.
Like when he spoke about stress eating, this and that,
I thought he was so human on the show.
You could just tell he is a nice guy.
Arjun Kapoor for me.
It meant a lot to him also.
Like I spoke to him after he had come on the show.
I messaged him as well.
Really meant a lot.
I actually want to change my answer at this point.
I also want to say Arjun Kapoor.
Because the way he spoke about his family, emotional eating,
and you don't get a lot of actors, to talk about
their body,
and their body image issues, and the struggle he had with that.
I think it is Arjun Kapoor.
I am going to take the Vicky Kaushal answer back.
And I think it is fine, I am going to say Arjun Kapoor.
That's fine, you are allowed to change your mind.
You have 2 Arjun Kapoor's.
Yeah, I think.
And you still stick to Vicky Kaushal.
I love Arjun Kapoor, I love him. He is so sweet.
I don't mind if he wins also.
Arjun was really good and also, Ranveer isn't answering.
No, but are we also saying, and it is not fair,
are we also saying Arjun Kapoor,
because Ranveer Singh has won too many already?
-No, no. no. -You really liked him.
Also, because, people come and go but
Arjun Kapoor is permanent on the show.
Arjun Kapoor clear winner here.
And we also had a change of heart,
which is always great because,
It popped up and I could see Kusha's expression change.
She was like shit,
-that's what I really wanted to say. -Yeah.
-I didn't think of him. -Because I did message him about
the entire thing about emotional eating, and I think,
That really hit home for a lot of us.
I emotionally ate after that episode.
Yeah.
He was talking about he was there. I am still there.
Yeah.
Emotional eating is a big part of all our lives.
Hello.
And you won best performance Male.
I should have attended these awards.
Yeah, you should have attended these awards.
Much more Fubu, how does it feel the
jury has unanimously voted for you?
Thank you.
I genuinely feel happy, and I think Karan,
Now is the time to make Koffee with Karan and Arjun.
I can now be a part of the show.
You already are in spirit Fubu.
You are the brand ambassador, the mascot for the show.
So, everyone I have to say.
Even after working for 10 years, when I meet people,
they say, we loved your performance in Koffee with Karan.
But listen, I am very proud of that fact.
But everyone thought you came across as very vulnerable,
about how you opened your heart out,
how you spoke about emotional energies and eating etc.
And everyone has liked,
the emotional side of it, not just the fun side of it,
which is a victory in itself.
I think you projected a part of your
personality that had not been seen before so,
Congratulations, this is a very important win.
I am very happy people saw my honest side and the fact that,
I appreciate the people sitting
there, I am genuinely very happy.
Give my love to everyone in London, bye.
Bye.
Okay let's have a look at our last category, best performance Female.
I already have my winner.
What is the one myth about the marriage
that got busted as soon as you tied the knot.
That you have sex on the first night.
There is no such thing as Suhaag Raat, you are tired,
except for extremely here.
You are on some level, the reason for unhappy marriages.
Oh God,
you have like portrayed life to be K3G.
When in fact, the reality is KGF.
Okay.
One reason I wouldn't date him.
Because he flips too much.
What?
It will come across a wrong way.
You can take it in whatever way.
The one advice you gave Suhana about dating.
Never date two boys at the same time.
-Never. -Oh my God.
If your current life was a movie title what would it be called?
Shershaah. It's...
That's what you would describe your life.
-Yeah, it should be like, -Lion size.
It's a good life. Yeah, king size.
Alia Bhatt says there is no time for
Suhaag Raat on Suhaag Raat. True or false.
Kind of true but, I think. Maybe I can be, Suhaag Din as well,
as long as it's some point in a day.
-Suhaag Din. Nice. -Suhaag Din.
Everything of Sara is yours. Sara is entirely yours.
Wow.
She is a pretty woman.
These parties are not for that, these
parties are for to do these shots,
get a little like drunk or whatever,
and dance on your own Hindi movie songs.
That's what everyone likes to do, -What do you mean?
they play their own songs.
What do you make these party sound like,
egoistic megalomania matches.
No, that what happens while dancing at these parties.
And that's it, and everyone is
dancing on their songs. Loving it.
The most hilarious rumor that you
heard about your dad, Chunky Panday.
That he paid to get me into this industry.
And everyone knows my dad hates to pay for things.
So, it is pretty ridiculous I would say.
Oh, he was called the revolving door, have you forgotten?
Revolving door?
Means the girl would enter from one door
and then another one used to leave from the other side.
Janhvi, you have a scandalous Finsta.
I do. It's called Bholi Si Surat.
Fuck. Shit.
Oh my God.
Scrap it please.
If you were offered a film which
actor, would you like to team up with?
I think I would look great with Hrithik Roshan.
-Really? -Yes.
How guts you have to say that?
You don't know the film that Ayan, Ranbir and I are making.
I love this song Kesariya.
But what film is it in?
Shiva No.1 or something like that.
Shiva No.1
It is not being made by David Dhawan.
And it's not starring Varun Dhawan.
Shiva No.1
Okay, best performance Female.
Who should I start with now.
Again, I think I should go back to you Tanmay.
I would still go for Janhvi.
You just find her hot Tanmay, just say it.
Of course, who doesn't?
But also, I think she was very authentic and she,
didn't mind being herself.
She was in 15 different poses on the couch.
And if some point if I meet her, it'd be a nice ice breaker.
Saying I voted for you.
Okay Janhvi Kapoor it is for hotness quotient and for ease on couch.
Okay, Kusha.
I really want to say Kriti Sanon, as I think she really held her own,
And I really enjoyed watching her,
But I think the fact that Kareena Kapoor Khan,
didn't give two Fs.
When she came on this show.
Yeah, they dance. They love it.
I think it was the moment for me.
You just have to get drunk.
-Oh -Just take two shots.
Hey what are you saying?
Aamir is in top form today.
Hey, what are you saying?
People party.
Top form.
What are you saying? Top form, what does that mean?
-What does that mean? -Lovely.
So, Kareena.
-Kareena. -Okay lovely.
Alright, Danish.
Kriti.
Oh, we have a Janhvi,
we have a Kareena,
-and we have a Kriti. -Kareena might change my answer.
In fact, when you mentioned, immediately even I raised my hand.
Because I thought Kriti Sanon was so authentically good.
-Yeah, -She was funny.
She was smart.
-All of it, I really enjoyed. -You like Kriti.
Yeah.
So, we have three. You can give a
fourth then we will have to discuss.
I thought Samantha was really refreshing, and fun.
Oh, she was really good.
She was so honest about everything,
She was so good and she wasn't like that before,
Now she is entering her villain era.
Not to influence you'll but, she was my...
Samantha was amazing in my opinion.
Are we okay with your second choice being Samantha?
I think my two choices were Kriti and Kareena.
Oh, Kriti and Kareena, two choices.
What about your two choices?
I'll add Samantha to that.
I'll also add Samantha to my choice.
I would like to add Samantha too.
Samantha you were the only one on my
list, pointed to be noted your honour.
-Kriti, actually for me also. -Both of us.
I would like to change my answer it's Kriti and Samantha,
Ten times you can't change your answer.
You can change your answer, depending on the montages.
Whenever someone says something,
No, Samantha, excuse me.
-I have decided. -Okay let's call Sam.
No ring also.
Karan they are not answering their call
why would they call you for their wedding.
Oh, it's an international ring.
The number you're trying
She is in Bombay.
the person is not responding.
And in my heart, it's okay. she won.
Sam won, alright so let's clap for Samantha.
Well done, clap clap for all our winners.
And clap clap for all our jury not only
have we done some great voting
but also, been Brewing some
fabulous conversation.
I have to tell you this officially.
We have a season 8 sanctioned by Hotstar.
-We are very happy. -Yeah. Yeah.
It's coming back sooner than you think.
Next season, hopefully
with better combinations.
Less mentions of Alia, no talk about anyone's sex life.
And I hope it continues to get the love.
To me it is a better part of who I am,
I can't wait to get into the next season.
Thank you Tanmay, Kusha, Danish and Niharika.
Thank you for being on the show.
Thank you, guys. Thank you for
trolling us, loving us, hating us,
giving us praise, or just ripping us apart,
whatever as long as you didn't ignore us,
We love you, please continue watching Koffee with Karan.
This is us wrapping up season 7.
And here is the big news.
We are coming back on Disney Plus Hotstar.
Next year with season 8.
This is the first time the gap between 2 seasons,
will be completely limited,
But we can't wait to be back.
You keep watching Koffee with Karan.
Thank you for watching us,
Koffee pranam to all of you.