Using condoms will prevent AIDS.
Wearing masks will prevent Corona.
[music]
[cicadas critter]
[fire crackling]
Vinod!
Only my body turned into ashes...
my desires, dreams and my virginity,
all of it is still lurking inside this house,
No matter how many years it's gonna take,
it'll be waiting for a virgin man.
AT THE SAME TIME IN VIZAG
What happened, nurse?
-Sir, you've been blessed with male child. -Is it?
-Great news! -Yes.
-Can I see him? -Sure, you can.
He's been blessed with a male child?
I'm sure, I'll be blessed with a male child too. [baby crying]
Sir, you've been blessed with a male child.
Male child? Super... Super... Super...
I don't understand, how is he fair skinned?
Dear, our baby is beautiful and fair-skinned.
He's indeed a beautiful baby...
but that's the reason, I'm quite doubtful.
We both are dark skinned.
How come our child is fair skinned?
You always suspect about everything. [baby crying]
The child is crying, give him to me. I gotta feed him.
Here you go.
-Madam, there's been a huge mix-up. -What is it?
We mixed up and gave you the wrong baby.
What? Did you say babies got mixed up?
Sorry, madam!
-Where's our child, then? -How can you guys be so careless?
-Sorry, sir! -How come you are so easily that?
-Where's our child? -Take him and get us our child.
Madam, the babies got mixed up.
-Sorry, madam. -How did the babies got mixed up?
Phew, I'm so relieved.
Obviously my progeny wouldn't be born as fair-skinned.
Welcome my dear black diamond!
Just like, how my son got fed by your wife...
your son too got fed by my wife.
Sir, we're not going to differentiate them anymore,
-Both are our sons! -Rightly said.
Even though they were born to different mothers...
they grew up as brothers living in the same neighborhood.
They think alike and do similar work as well.
Let's see what's their dirty work is.
[moans]
Oh no! What happened?
Why the hell did it stop in the middle of the work?
-Hey, I'm not done yet. -Damn it!
Breaking News!
The central government has imposed a ban on Porn Websites across the country.
The government passed the law of instant arrest...
...of the youngsters below 18 years if they browse these websites.
Pertaining to the ban on porn sites, youngsters have started protesting.
Little Superstar MTR is heading this protest.
'YOUR HAND IS YOUR SAVIOUR' YOUTH PROTEST FOR JUSTICE
You can watch the live telecast now. [people protesting]
Back in the day...
protests were staged to throw the white people away.
Why would you even care to protest for these things?
Even our boys are protesting regarding throwing away of the same white thing.
[people cheering]
One minute!
Hold on for a minute! Hold on for a minute!
Why are you protesting at your house, instead of protesting at the public place?
Are you scared that police might attack you at the public place?
Do I look like I'm scared?
I'm not scared that the Police might attack me.
[people cheering] I... One minute...
Listen one minute...
I'm doing it, so that I don't end up attacking the Police.
Sir, you're a successful cinema star.
Do you think, these protests suits your personality?
Go on, ask me
As you're supporting this protest...
does that mean, you're their leader?
Am I the leader?
Hello madam, if you ask me who's the leader...
my fans are the true leaders!
[people cheering]
They're the real leaders of this protest.
-Hail Leader! -Hold on guys, one minute.
The thing is that, if they face further problems,
I'll be right behind them.
-Guys, come on, applaud. -Hail, X-Videos!
Let's see what exactly happened that pushed them over the edge...
to protest over porn ban.
Seems like this lift needs a lift.
[humming]
Hey, zip up your pant.
-Do you want to put out a free show? -The zip got stuck.
-Stuck? Just pull it up, dude- -Hey...
I told you it got stuck, didn't I?
My granny always asks to rub wax on the zipper before the first use.
You guys will never learn.
Hey, stand still.
I've bend down to work for you.
-Stay still. -It's weird!
It's tight. Stay still.
It's coming... It's coming.
-Almost there. -Look at this...
That's perfect!
Guys, look at them...
See what's he doing by pulling out his zipper.
Dude, record it. Let's upload on Facebook.
Zoom in!
[screaming]
Hey, turn around, damn it!
Why don't you guys give me a hand?
They're recording a video thinking we're doing something else.
What's wrong in it? Oh, damn it!
They were trying to fix the zip.
But now, you can concur what the college...
thought about their act.
Hey, they're talking about us.
Oh, no!
-Buddy, let's go. -Get lost!
[crying loudly]
Buddy, cheers!
-Cheers, buddy. Don't worry. -Hit you with footwear. Go away!
You know what we are going through.
You're overreacting.
How can we show our faces in the college?
Everyone has been calling mocking us calling queer. Oh my God!
-Buddy... -Tell me, fatso!
It's a silly matter and you've been sulking like a woman.
How dare you call me a woman?
-Oh no! -They think I am not straight.
You could've poured it into my mouth instead.
-Everything started because of mouth. -Buddy, buddy...
Why aren't you crying?
Please eat, Vasu.
How's my home food?
Listen, I have a doubt.
How come you guys are being so sweet to us?
We feel safe when we're with you guys.
How's that?
You guys aren't straight and won't harm us.
-Drat! -Damn it!
As the entire college has been mocking them,
they decided to impress their new neighbor who just moved in. And in that attempt...
I'm going to impress this chick...
and prove to everyone that we're not what they think.
[phone rings]
Buddy, there's a hot chick moved in as our neighbor.
She looks awesome. I'm checking her out. Will call you later. Bye... Bye...
-Ah! -How dare you not include me in this?
-I won't miss it. -Let's flirt with her together.
Look at her, buddy!
I've never seen anything like this on internet.
-Is she gonna remove that too? -Yes, she is.
-Where's she? We missed it. -I have no idea.
You don't worry, I'll take care of it.
-Okay uncle. -Hey, Vasu!
-What's it, dad? -What does he want?
What are you guys doing upstairs? Come over here.
We're counting stars, daddy.
Buddy, let's go. If not, he'll yell at us.
[singing a Telugu song]
Oh, no!
Dude, she has trapped us at your father.
Hey, I said come downstairs, damn it.
-Buddy, please you handle this. -No ways, you come too.
Just come...
My daddy is not so baddie!
Yes, dad.
Hey, what were you guys doing upstairs?
Daddy, we were playing with joystick.
It's a shooting game, uncle.
Stupid guys! Don't know what to play during this age.
Listen, this girl has just moved in.
Oh, nice to meet you.
-I did check her out. -She's new to the neighborhood.
She wants to go to the supermarket. Please accompany her.
You want us to go with her?
Yes! You guys go with her.
-Look, take care of her. -I had a look though...
-now I just have to do her. -What did you say?
I meant to say, we'll have to go with her.
-Bye, uncle. -Bye, daddy.
Hey, where is she taking us instead of complaining about us to your father?
We never got to see everything.
Here are the keys to the car, you drive.
-You don't know to drive? -I do, let's go.
-You can sit in the front as well. -Including me?
-This car is a junk. -Threesome at first meeting.
What did you guys see on the terrace?
Actually we saw you...
he meant he saw nothing. Am I right, dude?
So you didn't see anything inside my room?
Oh God! No, I didn't see anything.
I never saw anything.
If you guys had seen something...
I thought of giving you guys a closer and a better look.
[in unison] We did see, we did, we did!
So, did you guys like what you saw?
It's was quite far, so it seemed very small.
But, it was awesome.
It's not fair that only guys got to see it. I too wanna see.
So?
Pull over and remove your clothes, damn it.
You want us to strip?
Right here?
Please-
Not a chance, you guys gotta strip right over here.
What about at our house?
No! You guys get down and strip.
-We're dead, buddy. -She got us cornered at the dead end.
Do we have to strip?
Hmmm... come on, hurry up and strip.
Let's strip!
-Is this fine? -No, remove your pants too.
You want us to remove pants too?
What do we do?
-Are you wearing underwear? -Yes I am.
Then just remove them.
Dude, she's got a weird fetish.
-Is this enough? -Remove your undies too
Undies? You didn't even remove your shorts.
But you're asking us strip naked.
My dad's a Police officer. If I tell him what you saw...
he'll lock you guys up in a prison. Will you strip or shall I complain to him?
Please don't, we'll strip right away.
These headlights are going to magnify our junk.
Happy? Did you see it?
-Happy? -Throw all your clothes.
What? Where do you want us to throw?
Throw it on the car.
Here you go!
-Bye! -Damn it, she's driving away.
-Hey, give back our clothes -My underwear... My underwear...
-Oh, no, my underwear! -Oh, no.
Hey, please stop, damn it!
Oh, no!
Hold it tight, if not dog will take a bite.
-Hey, check over there. -No one's over here.
Buddy, the movie was awesome!
Forget cinema, look at the live transmission.
Buddy, don't they have any shame?
Let's teach them a lesson.
We shall capture their photo and upload on Facebook.
You're right buddy. Let's do it.
Careful!
Oh, damn!
Not just college, but their neighbourhood too called them queer.
That was a good shot.
Hey, I will also hit it, dude.
You? Shut up, damn it.
Buddies, please include me. I'm very good at games too.
It's a two person game.
Or it should be four people.
Go and get someone.
-Get someone who knows how to play. -Hey, Arjun Reddy!
Come over here, let's play a game.
Hey, I'm not interested.
-Uh, where are you headed? -I'm going to Kishore's bachelor party.
Did he say, Ba- Kishore's bachelor party?
Why we weren't invited?
Who would invite you guys? You are queer, aren't you?
How dare you?
Hey, look...
my friends will get married,
And when that happens, their bachelor's party will be rocking.
We're going to rock it!
Hey, Ravi!
Where are you going instead of playing cricket?
I'm going to Kishore's wedding.
Did you mean that dark stone Kishore?
-He didn't even invite us, buddy. -Why didn't he invite us?
Inviting queer people to the wedding would mean chaos at the place.
"I'm not inviting them, you don't either." is what he said.
Then don't go to the wedding. Let's play cricket.
-Am I right buddy? -Hey, he's calling us queer.
-Get lost, idiot! -Damn, how dare you call us queer?
Both of us will get married on the same day...
to different girls,
We will prove to you and to this society that we're not queer.
It's a challenge.
Moreover, we'll go abroad for our honeymoon.
Shove your face up your rear. Get lost!
As no girls fell for them, they wanted to see heavens with their hands.
But they have encountered a huge problem. Porn ban!
Hail, X-Videos!
Many protests that took place in Telugu states have been fruitful.
But who is going to benefit out of this protest?
It's for the youth!
Parents keep scolding youth that they've been unemployed and staying idle at home.
But this is the protest about self help concerning our hands.
[people sloganeering] Heaven is in our own hands.
Is this protest about waking up the rat?
No. It's been already awake, and that why we are doing this protest.
How will a nation progress if youth protest for this kind of things?
-As if the development is on right track? -You're right!
-The entire nation is staggering. -Exactly!
The reason behind all of it is, liquor.
Firstly, put a ban on that.
Then you can ban everything else.
Such a huge protest, for the sake of porn movies?
Madam, do you understand if you begin to watch the normal movies at any timecode?
But the movies that we watch would be very intelligible at any timecode.
Your movies are filled with violence.
But our films doesn't have violence at all.
Our movies always have a happy ending.
-Applause! -Calm down guys.
A person who knows Telugu, will watch only Telugu movies.
But we watch movies from many languages such as Hindi, Malayalam,
Korean, Japanese, English etc
Who is promoting unity? We, youth!
He nailed it!
Our movies don't preach religion, caste or racial discrimination.
Who is promoting equality?
That's us too.
Most importantly...
I want the people criticizing us to know something.
This protest is not just pertaining to our hands,
it's for all our hands put together.
Oh! The youth protest has become lewd protest.
Oppose those hit on people.
But don't oppose those who hit on themselves by watching site.
-Awesome punchline! -Our hands, are our saviors!
[people sloganeering] Our hands, are our saviors!
People will be arrested if they watch porn online.
A protest is being carried outside MTR's house opposing the ban.
Hi viewers, welcome to today's show.
Let's check out how naughty are people's minds.
Let's get into the show.
-Hey guys. Hi. -Hi!
My name is Pooja. This is our cameraman.
-Hi -Sorry for disturbing you guys.
It's a game. I'll be asking you a question,
Okay.
You have to honestly tell me what comes first to your mind.
-Ready? Shall we start? -Yes, ready.
An English word, which starts with "F" and ends in "UCK"
What is that?
What is she even asking?
You?
What's there to think? The word is 'fuck', isn't it?
No, you?
He said it in English. I'll tell you in Telugu.
Okay.
Do you even realize the consequences of what you are doing?
-What do you mean? -Even a guy will hesitate to do your show.
Have you ever given a thought about your future?
It's full of double-meanings and vulgarity, Pooja.
Fine, I'll ask you a question
Take a good look at the girls sitting at that table.
Now guess, who among the two are married?
Isn't it obvious from the way she's eating that ice cream?
She's licking her ice cream with patience.
But the other is biting into it vigorously.
Isn't it obvious, who's married among them.
Actually, the girl sitting at the first table is the only married person.
How's that?
She's got a Mangalsutra chain on her neck...
also she's wearing a toe ring.
It all depends on ones' perspective
which tells us the difference between actual meaning and double meaning.
FUCK, is a word too.
[people cheering]
Everyone got it wrong.
-The right answer is, "Fire Truck". -Oh no!
-From this we can concur, that not only youngsters...
-everyone's mind is, -Dear!
-clearly naughty. -Dear!
-What's it?
-Okay, viewers. Until we meet next time... -We finally found a match for our son.
-Are you serious? -Make it quick.
This is my daughter.
Pooja, please stand up
How's it?
-Mom, she's pretty. -Yes.
Hope you took a good look at the front?
Turn around.
Take a look.
Did you take a good look of her profile?
Dear, now turn to the other side.
-What's this, mom? -Did you take a look?
Turn left!
That's enough dear, sit down.
Son, did you take a good look of all the sides?
Sir, what's all this?
I saw your protest on TV.
You were leading the protest.
You must've seen videos of all the countries on various apps.
You might be having such expectations of that kind.
You shouldn't be disappointed about her curves in the future and send her back.
That's why I wanted to make sure.
Are you happy?
I'm happy, sir.
Similar to how your son got happy in my daughter's aspects,
I want my daughter to be happy as well.
For which, I'm gonna put your son through a small test.
Sir, just like you did, I'll ask my son to show all his sides.
Usually, when men stand up...
only their pant and shirt size are seen.
That wasn't my point.
My point was entirely different.
Mom, I don't mind taking the test.
First, I need to use the restroom.
Sir, my son is ready to take any test.
But now he needs to go to the restroom.
Please let me know where's the restroom.
Is that all?
Son, go straight and turn left.
-There you'll find the restroom. -Okay, Sir.
Be careful, it's a mosaic floor, don't slip and fall.
I think he has gone for a net practice, before the test.
[whistles]
-Greetings! -Greetings!
Greetings! Here you go, my son's horoscope.
We can never decide about a person's future based on a horoscope.
But the fingerprint will definitely give a clear picture of the character.
The reason why I brought this up...
my ancestors are great experts in palm reading.
I'm quoting it, 'cause I come from that bloodline.
Son, can you please show me your hand?
Here you go, uncle.
I don't want your right hand, I want the left hand.
-Left! -Come on, uncle.
Your ancestors have misinformed you.
For women, it's the left hand.
And for men, it's the right hand.
Your right hand will foresee your academics, wealth and your lifetime.
But the left hand will give a clear picture of your character.
Don't be afraid, please show it to me.
Show it to me.
Why is your hand shivering?
So tell me, palm reading expert...
what does my son's palm say?
Does it read, that he'll be a royalty?
I can't find any prints on his palm,
His actions has destroyed the entire fingerprints.
Uncle, please uncle.
Please don't reject me. I'll be a very good boy, please uncle.
Don't be afraid.
If man has his fingerprints intact...
that he's not a slave of self help,
but has affairs with many women.
If a man's hand doesn't have fingerprints...
that says his hands are his only mates.
and he's desperate looking for a girl to meet.
-Yeah! -Son, I like you...
You go ahead and show your palm to my daughter.
If she's fine with it. I'm fine with it too.
-Okay, uncle. -[chanting wedding Mantra]
What are you staring at?
Go. Run and show your prowess.
Rock on!
Ow!
[screams in pain] Oh, no, it's stuck.
Son?
Son? Damn!
How can he hear if I call so softly?
-Son! -[moaning]
Oh, no. Just because I mentioned about the test...
he took it seriously and must be working out inside.
Poor thing. Son!
Son-
[groaning in pain]
Why is he groaning in pain?
Son, I'm gonna come inside.
-Here I come. -Uncle, please don't come over here.
What is the problem?
Uncle, it's stuck in the zipper.
Come on, show it to me.
[laughs]
Uncle, I'm in pain and you're laughing.
Twice I was in the same situation.
Uncle, when it happened, how did you pull it out?
Very simple, hold on a minute.
-Padma! -Hey, why are you calling her?
She's an expert in it.
What the hell are you saying?
-She's a doctor. -Oh!
It was her who pulled it out, when the same thing happened to me.
-Padma, it's an emergency!-It's hurting, uncle.
Dear?
Hello!
Hello...
Let's try using a brush.
It sounds weird.
-It's poking. -Poking?
It's poking a lot.
Seems like she's getting jiggy inside the bathroom.
Nothing works like a finger.
Finger? I have to know what's happening inside.
I'll definitely find out!
She was trying to remove the ring and I thought...
I'm sorry, I misread the situation.
Who are you?
I'm Vasu, came over for our alliance.
Sorry, I misunderstood.
I never expected our first meeting to go like this.
Downstairs, your dad was reading my palm.
And you showcased your expertise with fingers.
Zip itself loves you too much.
Obviously, we love you too.
Son-in-law, there's no need of any test.
All sizes checks out well.
Firstly, treat your wound.
Later you can get married to my daughter.
Okay, uncle.
We're happy with this alliance. How about you?
We agree to it whole heartedly.
Come on, hold the plate.
"Tabla, Tabla"
"Play the damn, Tabla"
"Mingle with the crowd"
"Don't stay high 'n' dry as single"
"Single wagon has taken off"
"Flew right into ones' heart"
"I've got the offer letter"
"The duty is on day 'n' night"
"There's no use owning four houses"
"But it's vital to have a four inches key to it"
"There's no use in owning many cars"
"You gotta ride them daily..."
"Fuck the marriage!"
"Tabla, Tabla"
"Play the damn, Tabla"
"Mingle with the crowd"
"Don't stay high 'n' dry as single"
"When I couldn't find my wife and asked her where's she?"
"She mentioned about meeting a seer and left the house"
"I didn't bother 'n' let it go, 'cause it's a seer"
"But he took her away to Kailash overnight"
"Shower a little care on your wife"
"Also make sure, she's happy"
"If you get this right, there's no need for a seer"
"Shut up!"
"Fuck the marriage!"
"Tabla, Tabla"
"Play the damn, Tabla"
"Mingle with the crowd"
"Don't stay high 'n' dry as single"
"Uncle quoted, wife is your life"
"Also mentioned that I take too much care of you"
"That Kamakshi aunty created a huge scene"
"He went running behind her crying"
"It's better you keep your mouth shut"
"It was a sweet night at Kamakshi's residence"
"I went over to know how it went"
"Shut up!"
"Tabla, Tabla"
"Play the damn, Tabla"
"Mingle with the crowd"
"Don't stay high 'n' dry as single"
"Tabla, Tabla"
"Play the damn, Tabla"
"Mingle with the crowd"
"Don't stay high 'n' dry as single"
Day 1, 07:00 PM
Housemates are stepping inside the house.
-Wow! -How's my selection?
-Very good. -Superb!
Nice house.
Hey, swimming pool!
-Do you like swimming pool? -I like them a lot.
Come on, let's go.
I think this place apt to learn about each other, Veera.
Wonderful choice!
Let's go inside and check out.
This swimming pool as good as the one in Hotel Peninsula.
How did you know that I liked, Peninsula?
Obviously, I know what my wife likes.
Woohoo!
[door creaks]
-This is nothing, there's more to come. -It's impressive.
-That's our room. -Wow!
There's no one, let's go.
-Wow, the interiors are awesome. -It's awesome,
Nice!
DAY 1, 10:00 PM
Newly wedded couples are getting ready for their first night.
Jolly, Jolly, Jolly
-Hey, hey, hey... -Jolly, Jolly, Jolly!
-What's it? -This is my dream of 25 years.
Now that it's gonna come true tonight,
I'm all riled up, buddy.
Hey, come over here.
If you don't control your emotions,
You'll erupt before getting to it.
What do you think I was watching on the flight?
I was watching research videos of geniuses.
Even if you're Baahubali...
one minute is all it takes during the wedding night.
Buddy, that's why I came prepared!
What is it?
Genuine product. No side effects.
-What is this? -Delay spray.
If you use this, even a 80 year old will perform like a 18 year old.
-Is it? -We'll use the spray to turn us on.
To turn on the women, we'll use our fingers...
-to massage them. -Where buddy?
On the ears, buddy.
-Let's spray and nail them. -Yes buddy, let's go.
Hey!
Baby, I'm so turned on.
-Let's do it. -No.
Why?
-No! -Why do you say that, baby?
-Okay, did you get protection? -Protection?
We're not here to play cricket. We're going to jump on the bed.
-Then why do we need it? -Waste fellow! I meant condom, idiot.
Oh, conhom is it? I have tons of them.
Fine, wear the protection and be ready.
I'll refresh myself.
-Get back soon! -I will.
Veera, let's not do it tonight.
I said no, please.
Can't you hear what I'm saying?
What is it? Are you on some kind of fast?
Veera, first we need to know each other well.
Only if we do it, we can understand each other well.
Oh God, I didn't mean that. It's about dad.
We'll soon make your dad, a grandfather.
-What I'm meant- -But now let's do the needful.
It's not that, dad had mentioned...
Will you or not listen to me?
Smile!
You're in such a hurry.
Hey!
[screaming]
Veera!
Veera! Veera, what happened? Hey!
What the hell was that?
Pooja, during the wedding night...
don't forget to wear this.
Once you wear it, push the button on the side.
Dad, why do you want me to wear this?
The reason why I'm asking you to wear this...
you'll understand, when he's about to do you.
Fine, I'll wear it,
Welcome buddy, welcome!
-Hey! -Come down.
What are you doing out here?
I didn't get lucky tonight.
What if you got lucky?
That's why I came down to spoil it for you.
Bloody rascal!
Why nothing happened with you?
Pineapple, coffee, banana. Damn, there are too many flavors.
Pineapple!
Oh, no, it will poke.
I bought everything out of desire, but don't know how to use it.
I gotta do something, before she returns.
Let me wear, wherever it fits.
[singing] I'm all riled up for my wedding night!
What nonsense?
Baby! I'm ready!
Idiot, do you even know how to use it?
I wore, wherever it could fit and I'm all ready for you.
Damn it, get out!
[chuckles]
Except where you should've, you wore it elsewhere.
So, couldn't consummate your marriage.
As if you got lucky.
Her dad locked you out with a device.
So, even you couldn't consummate your marriage.
Agreed we couldn't do it, but this one doesn't seem to calm down.
How do we put him to rest?
You're right buddy, it's getting out of control as if it would smash the terrace.
We've gotta get it under control.
-What do we do? -Let's find a solution.
Understood, let the embarrassment stay with us.
[ball bouncing sound]
Who's playing football at this hour?
I never knew that my husband is a football player.
How's he playing?
He's neither using hands or legs...
but the ball is bouncing?
He's so bloody turned on.
Damn, I missed my chance tonight.
You're too arrogant damn it
I've used every utensil in this house. You still don't seem to calm down.
This is atrocious!
Even a gas cylinder is not able to weigh you down.
-What's that sound? -Hey!
He's doing weight lifting.
Let's make it up tomorrow.
Let's go.
11:30 PM.
Hey, call this number.
Is it customer care?
Thank you for calling, Viagra Delay Spray Call Center.
-Hello!-How may I help you, Sir?
-Hey, a woman picked up the call. -Hang up, hang up.
I'll hang up!
Hey, call again!
Doesn't seem to calm down.
-Hello! -Hello-
-Oh, no, buddy! -What's it?
Once again a women picked up the call. How can I ask her?
Buddy, I'm feeling embarrassed.
We sprayed in haste, damn it.
What do we do now?
Hey, try one last time.
Hello, sir. No matter how many times you try,
Only a woman will attend the call.
Why have you been calling the call center?
Madam, we're having trouble between our legs.
That's why we've been calling the call center.
Come again.
It's been four hours since we used the delay spray.
We tried everything possible like Olympics, nothing seems to work.
What do you mean by Olympics level?
We hit it with the ball, put a lot of weights on it.
Still it doesn't seem to calm down.
This is not a cheap quality spray that make it calm down for such silly things.
All you have is just two options.
First one, are you guys married?
-Yes!-That's great.
-Beg to your wives- -Madam, you get to the second option
Hello, there are millions of options available.
Books, CD, photos, if you find anything at all?
Or just fantasize about someone, and rub it off.
How can we find a DVD or a book out here?
Madam, why don't you send your picture on whats-app, we'll manage.
I kill you, damn it.
Why the hell did you ask her for a picture?
-Look, she hung up. -Sorry, buddy.
What do we do now?
Buddy, let's go on the internet.
Hey, we'll get arrested if we watch online.
Dude, we're in Bangkok. No one will charge us with it.
Go on.
-Oh, damn! -What now?
Our towers are standing tall.
-But there's no signal on this one. -Give that to me.
Hey, I'm getting signal, come on.
-Did you get it? -Stop, rushing me.
-Shake well, buddy. -I'm going to whack you.
We should be shaking ourselves, but we're stuck with this phone now.
-Hey, I'm getting a signal out here. -Buddy, hold on to it.
Did you get it? [door creaks]
Hey, did you get it?
Buddy, did you get it?
Hey, what is this place?
This house and this room have no connection.
It's going deep like a tunnel.
-Buddy, did you get signal? -I will let you know, once I get it.
-Stop nagging me. -This room looks really weird to me.
I think we arrived on the next street looking for the tower.
Keep looking, you'll find it
I'm confused whether to look for tower or this room?
-I got 2 bars, buddy. -Buddy, we got full tower out here.
Where?
Come on, over here.
Buddy!
Throw that away, just rock the boat to its heart's content.
Rock it!
What is it called?
This is called, "Fierce Punch in a Dark Room".
Tell them, I've arrived.
Tell them, I've returned!
I have died 25 years without quenching my thirst of lust.
Now, tell them that I am back to quench it.
I'm the Lusty Ghost!
DAY 02, 08:30 AM
Housemates are unaware of the fact, that they've instigated the ghost.
Buddy, look at them...
last night they left us high and dry, but now they're all riled up.
Buddy, now let's change the course of their need.
-Hi, Baby! -Good Morning, baby.
Hi!
Looks like you love bananas.
-Slept well? -Yeah.
That's nice.
Buddy, my girl's smile looks really sexy.
Buddy, look at my girl going at that banana.
If you're turned on by just looking at her eat banana,
Just look at my girl eating it.
No, no, I shouldn't be looking at your girl.
Buddy, did you notice?
Both our women seem to be in a great mood...
We shouldn't miss this chance, let's eat them up.
Buddy, she's running her hands on my zipper.
She's a little late, my girl is nailing it.
Buddy...
I think she was on a dry spell.
She's riding it hard.
Make sure, the teeth doesn't graze it.
Don't bite, don't bite.
[moaning loudly]
-What happened? -Why are you guys screaming?
What the hell? They're out here.
Then who's under the table?
-Why are you guys screaming? -What happened?
-Ghost, ghost. -Ghost, ghost!
-Ghost? -Ghost?
Ghost, ghost, ghost...
-Ew! -Damn it
You guys are disgusting.
[in unison] Drat!
What did we do that they they spit on us?
I have no idea.
Hey, damn it. That's disgusting. Stupid!
Morning, 10:00 AM
What is the use of being married, dude?
They don't even care to cook for us.
We are cooking as we've got married to them.
There's no network on my mobile phone.
As if that's very important.
-The main signal is down here. -Hmph!
I'm struggling out here.
-Here you go. Eat this. -Thank you!
Couldn't enjoy the wedding night either. No, thanks.
Now this is annoying too.
Hey, give me that.
If things are left unused, they get jammed.
You're indeed right, experience speaks.
Shake well like this and then squeeze it-
[chuckles]
Didn't you say shaking was enough. Keep shaking it.
You're not doing it right...
How come you've splurged all of it?
It happened in a flow, buddy.
The bottle is empty.
What do we do now?
-What if these guys are truly queer? -I don't think so.
They must be just goofing around.
I thought to pour it in my plate
but you are making me lick.
But I did ask my friends from the college...
-their behaviour was weird it seems. -I too have that doubt.
-Damn! -Disgusting!
Evening, 06:30 PM
Wives who think their husbands are queer.
Why did you guys use the spray?
Buddy, you handle this question.
It's our first time, and if we come soon, it'll be embarrassing.
We read on internet, that the spray makes you last longer.
That's why we used it.
Fine, let's have a drink.
Liquor? Isn't that harmful?
Whether it's liquor or wanking...
it's wrong if you do it excessively.
-If you stay in limit, it's nectar. -She's spot on!
-I never knew you were outspoken. -Am I right?
Look at my wise woman.
But we're not used to liquor.
Hey! Psst!
As if there are brands which we didn't taste! Why are you lying?
Duffer, this is called romance. Follow my lead.
I've never tasted it too.
We've never tasted liquor.
We don't know how to go about it.
We'll teach you guys, how to drink.
Pour the liquor into the glass...
use your fingers to pick up the crisps,
finally take a sip.
Take a bite.
Keep your liquor glass ready...
dip the tip of your finger into the pickle and taste it.
It'll taste like heaven.
[in unison] Cheers!
"I'm going to lose my virginity"
"My fingerprints are safe now"
"I'm holding a watermelon and looking at it"
"Please forgive me, my dear lemons"
"No need to go to office, I'll give you a better job, dear"
"If you perform well, I'll even promote you"
"Just the sound of it is titillating, If I..."
"it's gonna be fun"
"Imma fan of cowboy films, I like doggy too"
"My lucky number is 69!"
"You have enough information about my whereabouts"
"Oh Baby, get under the sheets and take my breath away."
"Just the sound of it is titillating, If I..."
"it's gonna be fun"
-[screams] -Hey...
-Oh, no! Ghost! -What happened to him?
[screams]
Ghost! Ghost!
Oh no!
-There's ghost inside the room. -There's a ghost in there.
-Quick, quick! -Keep running!
Close that door.
Hey, why are you spoiling it? We've gotta fold them
Do you really think, our wives are going to believe we saw a ghost?
I'm frustrated!
Buddy, we'll handle them later.
First, we have to escape from that ghost, do something about it.
Hey!
Right from school till college, people have been calling us queer.
We broke all the barriers, and got married.
But now this ghost is projecting us as queer.
Obviously, I'm frustrated.
Buddy, don't get so angry.
Listen... Decisions taken in anger, always end up wrong.
Please relax for a bit.
Look I have a great idea.
If we suppress the anger, it'll consume us.
We should find a way to vent it out.
Where do you want me to vent it out?
Shall I vent it out on the guy who took our picture in school?
Or shall I vent it out on our neighbor, who humiliated us?
Do you think we can vent it out on this ghost?
Don't speak nonsense.
I'll give you three options to bring down your anger.
That'll bring down your anger.
Here's the first option.
Here you go. Take this knife.
Take this knife and vent out by stabbing this pillow.
If that doesn't work, Option 2: Softball.
We can use this softball too.
If you keep pressing the ball harder...
your anger will come down.
If that doesn't help, Option 3 is a simple one
Have water bottoms up!
If that doesn't help too,
pour the water on your head, it'll cool you down.
That's great!
Come on buddy, come on, don't let it go.
Keep stabbing it, come on
Be careful with your hand, raise it high and stab.
It's not only me who's angry...
-aren't you angry? -I'm angry too.
Then come on, join me
Keep stabbing it
-What are they doing? -It sounds too weird.
Hit it hard!
Hit it, hit it hard!
-Hold the ball. -Give it.
Squeeze it. Press it!
These guys are incorrigible.
Why did we even got married to these queer?
Buddy! Buddy!
The tip is bent. Did it work?
-No! -Then, continue.
Come on, let's go inside.
Let's take them to task!
Oh, no!
Get off me, damn it.
They're gonna take this in the wrong sense.
Damn you, just like we thought, you guys are queer!
Pooja, please trust me on this.
There's a ghost inside the house. Buddy tell her.
-He's right, Priya, there's a ghost- -Shut up!
You came to us, and turned yourselves on...
now riding each other over here.
Definitely you guys are queer.
-Yes, you are. -No, Priya!
-Stop it -According to a girl...
her marriage completes her life.
-But you guys deceived us. -No Pooja, we didn't.
-We're leaving back home. -Pooja, please listen.
-You guys should've married each other. -Priya, please understand.
-Just leave! -Please Priya, Priya!
Priya!
[slams]
-Oh no! -I don't how to make them understand.
You and your screwed up idea!
[weeping] [fly buzzing]
[screaming]
[ghost growls]
[weeping] [fly buzzing]
[ghost growls] [screaming]
Hey, where are you going?
Pooja
Pooja...
[water splashes]
Pooja...
Pooja! Pooja! Pooja!
I thought marriage will end this queer issue.
Nothing has changed.
That's my wife, right? Hi!
Yes, that's my wife.
Baby!
Do you want me?
Come on, dear.
Come closer.
[growls]
Oh no! Pooja!
I did warn you earlier, about the ghost...
but no one believed me.
Come on, hurry up. Let's get out of the house.
-Veera, where are you? -Pooja, Pooja!
Pooja, Pooja!
Pooja, where are you?
The ghost is inside. What are you doing inside the pool?
Come on damn it, let's go
Come on, make it quick.
Come on, dude.
Come on, let's get out of this house.
Come on, hurry. Open the gate.
-Open the gate. -Come on, hurry up.
Come on, open the gate, quick.
Come on, open the gate.
-Hey. why can't get past it? -Come on, hurry up.
-Come on! -Why are we unable to go out?
Why aren't we able to get out?
I'll push your head out, try moving past it.
What the hell is happening?
Hey, twenty years ago...
my husband and I died in a fire before consummating our marriage.
Poor thing!
It wasn't just the house that got burned down.
but my desires too.
It's a grave tragedy if a girl dies a virgin.
Since then, I've been waiting to fulfill my desire.
But everyone who turns up here, is not a virgin.
You're the only virgins I have now.
One among you should fulfill my desire.
Until then, you can't step out of this house.
Hey, you crazy vixen! Don't talk nonsense! Shut up, damn it.
We were born and grew up together,
even got married on the same day at the same venue to different girls.
Moreover came here to spend our honeymoon together.
But you're being unfair, by just choosing one of us.
Hey, hold on for a minute.
If you have to, then you gotta sleep with both of us.
If not you'll get nothing, get lost.
-Buddy, you're awesome. -Thank you!
Oh, that's how it's going to be?
Let me mention one important thing.
Whoever has sex with me...
will die!
-We'll die, is it? -Now tell me, do you still wanna do it?
[chortles]
DAY 3, 07:00 AM
Men got stuck with the ghost due to their arrogance.
But the women escaped from there.
Buddy, why don't we try this?
It's an intellectual idea. Hope you understand.
When men inflict sex torture on women...
they get tangled in #MeToo movement.
Similarly, this ghost is inflicting sex torture on us.
Let's get it caught in #MeToo.
Hey, there's no #MeToo for men.
#MeToo only pertains to women.
As if men don't get screwed.
Even if they get screwed, no one's gonna speak nor believe us.
You're right about it though.
My wife has left me already.
On top of it, it's scary to hear, that if we screw the ghost, we'll die.
I wish not even our enemies should go through this trouble.
Buddy!
Come in.
Hope she doesn't jump scare us from behind the door.
I'll look for here over here, you look over there.
Where's she hiding?
-Miss. Ghost! -I can't seem to find her.
She's hiding in my undies, shall I pop her out?
I'm with you all this while, how would I know?
-No idea where it's lurking around. -Virgin Ghost.
Blood idiotic ghost, where are you?
-Virgin Ghost! -Ghost.
-Miss. Ghost! -Hey...
-Everything started because of this photo. -Oh, yeah!
This picture totally deceived us.
Buddy, I've got an idea. Give me that spray.
Here you go.
Hey, how's that going to make her appear?
It's a horny ghost, will appear everywhere we spray this.
-Wait and watch. -Can't agree more.
-What is it? -You tell her.
Ghost ma'am, we have a small request.
As it was our wedding night, we came straight...
into the house without consummating our marriage.
[growling]
Hey... hey, stop making that noise.
First hear him out, then you can scare all you want.
Ghost ma'am, you wanted to have sex with us.
Look at that picture, you look so damn hot.
If you appear half burnt like this, how do you expect us to get enticed?
-You look like a dingy toilet. -Hey!
If you care to change your appearance...
a chemistry will kick in between us.
Automatically, we'll be seduced by you.
For this to work, we have to date each other.
Hey, put it in simple terms.
What I mean to say...
you're determined to have sex with us.
Once we have sex with you, we'll be dead.
So, before we die, will check out few places,
then eat some delicious food.
Then we'll return have sex and die at your service.
So, can you please consider as this is our death wish?
Buddy, she agreed to it.
Thanks.
"Boom! Boom! I'm the Bloody Mary!"
"Boom! Boom! You're the Virgin Sparrow"
"Boom! Boom! Ravish me boys"
"Boom! Boom! Screw me hard"
"I wanna devour you bit by bit"
"Take out your joystick to play my game"
"If you do as I say, I will show you a trick"
"But if you try 'n' escape, you're dead"
"You're dead!"
"This dating seems to be a waste of time"
"Come along, you're in for a feast"
"You may have seen a lot of porn, your fantasies might run wild"
"If you prove your girth, I'll surprise you with a bumper prize"
"If you do as I say, I will show you a trick"
"But if you try 'n' escape, you're dead"
"You're dead!"
Hey, how come you guys are here?
Hey, I beg of you, dude. Let go of me.
-Where are you wives? -You have no idea about the issue.
They're my friends. Veera, Vasu stop right there.
Tell me where are you going? I'll come too.
-I'm warning you, don't come with us. -Jump, damn it.
EVENING, 07:00 PM
New housemates Kiran and Vimal, arrived at the house unaware of consequences.
Hey!
Oh, no, we're back to the ghost!
We're back to square one again.
Buddy, who is this girl?
-She's so damn hot. -Then what about me?
I know what's making you so damn hot.
You have not seen her real face yet.
-Buddy. -Tell me, moron.
She's way hotter than your wives.
Oh, no!
You asked for it, she's here now. See for yourself.
Where is she?
How dare you guys tried to cheat me?
How can we even think of cheating you?
We were just goofing around playing hide 'n' seek with you.
Don't try to fool me.
They asked you a question, but why am I taking the brunt?
How dare you question me?
-Buddy, please save me from her. -Come on, run faster.
DAY 3, 09:00 PM
No idea where's my wife.
Hope they're safe outside.
No idea.
We got trapped in this bloody lusty ghost.
Moreover we got tangled into this mess.
Who asked you to come here?
Hey, why is your wallet over here?
Why would I leave my wallet here?
-Annoying creature. -If it's not your wallet...
-Is it yours? -No, it's not mine.
-That wallet's mine. -It's yours?
Yes!
Who's this?
-Guess who? -He looks like a clown.
-It's your boyfriend, right? -No!
Hey, I'm her boyfriend, damn it
-Am I right, darling? -Moron, stop being cheeky.
-Is it your brother? -No.
It must be your landlord?
No ways!
Hey, give me that photo.
-I figured it out. -Who's that?
-He's your cousin right? -No chance!
Hey, then who the hell is he?
That's no one, but me.
Are you freaking serious?
Years ago, I used to be a man.
But now I'm transformed into a woman.
-Hey, dried out plum. -Hey, don't die on us.
You're not her boyfriend.
In fact, she's- [music mutes voice]
Buddy, instead of screwing her.
Sorry dude!
Instead of screwing her...
if you screw the ghost, at least her soul will rest in peace.
Also, you'll no longer be a virgin.
If you die after screwing the ghost...
at least your name will go down the history.
Are you guys serious?
Buddy, he believes everything we say.
Then let's instigate him more.
If Neil Armstrong had thought about it, he wouldn't have landed on the moon.
You can do it. Let your rocket fly high tonight.
It's time your wiener stops looking at the ground and face the sky.
Come on, come on! Come on, you can do it.
Me?
Should I sit or lie down?
NIGHT, 10:00 PM
Vimal is out to sacrifice his life to save the other housemates.'
Ice cubes, is it?
Go on, run it on me.
Can you see how hot I'm for you?
It's steaming hot!
Eggs is it?
Very good!
If this is the state of an egg...
Hey, only your upper body is hot,
lower part of the body is cold, but you've been moaning hard.
Oh that, it's 'cause this is my first time.
That's why I'm a little nervous.
-Why don't you help me with it? -Oh!
Buddy don't let me down, wake up, come wake up.
-Even a statue gets hot looking at me. -You're right!
But your little buddy doesn't even react seeing my naked.
Can you or not do it?
It's really embarrassing
Give it one last try. What shall I do?
Wake up, damn it. Wake up!
-Bloody dead snake! -That's me.
Tell me the truth, damn it.
Why are you sulking like a girl?
How dare you insult me? What would you know?
They think I am queer.
You could've poured it into my mouth instead.
-It all started because of mouth. -Buddy! Buddy!
Hey, aren't you crying?
Didn't they mock you as queer?
Hey, hey, it caught fire!
Hey, it caught fire, damn it.
-Save me, damn it! -He's on fire!
Put out the fire!
Hey, hey!
Damn, the fire is raging.
You under doesn't even take off...
but you fancy undertaker's background score.
You were trying to ravish me with a fused bulb.
It was them, how squished my manhood.
Vimal came down to nail the ghost...
but his dead snake got him beaten up to death.
DAY 4, 09:00 AM
Who's going to save the housemates?
Buddy, she tore me apart.
You should've tore her apart, instead she tore you.
-Stop whining. -Buddy, I'm really sorry.
Don't get emotional buddy.
I really have no clue for what I should get emotional for.
Is it for your horrible face or for your incompetent di-
I shouldn't say it right? They'll censor it.
Rightfully we should be sad for everything.
Who's going to save us now?
Only God can save us.
God has arrived.
It's our uncle!
Hey, where's the God?
Look at him, he's brimming like sunshine. That's him, God.
-That's our uncle. -Uncle uh?
My dear sons!
New housemate. A short film on Dr.Uncle!
Hello my dear, happy ending viewers.
I'm your beloved, Vanishree.
Today we're going to meet, Dr Sarasamaram.
If you may ask, what's his specialty?
Do you have issues with your little buddy?
Dr Sarasamaram will make it right.
Our Sex Doctor, Sarasamaram.
Will he save the housemates and their little buddies?
-That's right it's him. -How does he know this location?
I shared the location and asked him to come.
-Why the hell did you do that? -Stop getting people get screwed.
My dear sons, come on, come to your uncle.
Hi uncle!
Come on my sweethearts.
Come on, give me a group hug.
Uncle, I asked you to come over here.
But you forgot about me.
Don't worry son. I'll fix you little buddy too.
How did everything go?
When are you guys having kids?
Is it going to be a boy or a girl?
Uncle, we're damn pissed, don't piss us more.
There aren't going to be kids, get lost.
Why does your face looks flushed?
What's the problem?
[music mutes voice]
[snaps]
Looks like you're already scared to death.
Since you've mentioned about the ghost,
I'm a little eager to see that ghost.
That ghost, does she look like Jaya Malini from Jaganmohini?
Or does she look like Mouni from Nagini?
The ghosts you mentioned are from cinema, but this one is a horny ghost.
This is the first time I'm hearing about a horny ghost.
Can't believe he's lusting for a ghost, is he really a doctor?
Uncle, I thought you're here to save us from the ghost.
But you're planning to screw the ghost.
-Exactly! -My dear sons.
I got a little excited, I too have urges.
What's the issue on hand now? It's an issue if you guys get it on.
And for him, it's not getting hard.
I have a solution for all your problems.
I'll explain one by one.
Get started.
-All sons? -Yes, uncle!
There are 300 ways to get turned on.
We're already aware of it.
But to bring it down, only three options.
Now everyone raise your right hand.
Did you raise?
You shouldn't put your hands down until the job is done.
You've got five fingers in your hand.
But the job requires only two fingers.
Use that and keep pulling it on and off.
Like this.
[inhales]
Hey!
-Hey, Uncle! -Don't disturb, I'm working.
All of it was done in the first part.
If you have any new methods, let's try them.
-Idea number two. -Go on.
It's just about two inches...
If you touch, it'll quiver.
When you're inside, it'll taste like heaven.
At times, you'd think you had enough.
That's when you gotta stop.
Uncle, you have extensive experience.
Hey, I've been doing this since childhood.
Are you serious?
-I take the food in my hand... -Damn you, man.
then take it to your mouth and shoving it in,
then repeating the same thing again.
-We're stuck with a bloody fraud. -Seems like they didn't like it.
Hey, I was talking about the throat.
-What did you guys think it was? -That was useless!
You've ruined my meals, damn it
I'll be reminded of this, whenever I sit down to eat.
Hey, if you keep eating like this...
you'll start snoring into sound sleep.
Then nothing will happen.
-Did you like the idea? -It's crap!
Now I'm presenting you the last option.
But not least.
You must've seen this coin inside donation boxes and on corpses.
Also you must've tipped people with it.
But the style I'm going to implement to use this coin...
not just you three even the world wouldn't have seen it.
Buddy, he's lying, don't trust him.
He has never spoke the truth.
Hey!
-What's it? -Silence!
-Can I start? -Okay.
-Yes please. -Yeah, one by one.
Don't move! Be there.
I'm going to use this coin to determine your strength.
Uncle, we'll have to lift the coin right, it's easy.
Bloody moronic idiot.
The task is not to lift the coin.
-I don't understand. -I think he's blabbering.
-Listen to this guys. -Tell me, uncle.
No matter what I draw on this board,
Your coin shouldn't move even for an inch.
-That's is the task, okay? -Okay!
Challenge accepted!
AMMAAYI (GIRL)
Hey... Hey...
Damn you guys, just the word "Girl" got you riled up.
Uncle, the roof shot was mine.
The one which hit the board is mine.
Where did you shoot?
Uncle, I can't get it on.
Look at the coin, it's stuck like it's been nailed to it.
Amazing, right?
Why don't to give an Bhaascar award to yourself?
-I'm gonna whack you. -Sorry, uncle.
Fine, you didn't shoot...
-he shot at the roof. -Yes, uncle.
-and he shot at the board, -Correct!
Then where did the third coin come from?
Where did the third coin come from?
-Uncle was it you? -I'm gonna whack you, I didn't.
Uncle, that third coin was from me.
MORNING, 11:00 AM
New housemates who are you going to enter the house shortly.
Matter Mona and Quarter Chandra.
-I can see a chick out there. -Why's that drunkard coming towards me?
What is the address of my client?
Excuse me, ma'am. I'm a little down at the moment.
If you help me, then I can get a little high.
Later you can make me do whatever you desire.
-I'll nail it! -Get lost
The bungalow looks big, I think I can score today.
Hey sweetheart, hey sweety.
-Sons! -Tell me, uncle.
I'm gonna open the door and give you a surprise.
I'm sure it's something silly.
-He's up to nothing for sure. -He's gone crazy.
He's hanging on to it
He's struggling out there.
-Help him open the door. -He's incorrigible.
-Move away. -Uncle step aside, he'll open it
So, now who's incorrigible?
-Idiot, shut up. -Why it's not opening?
-Give it another try. -I'm trying my best.
-Try harder. -I'm not able to open it
Dude, what if...
this is due to that horny ghost? [chortles]
I'm sure it's that ghost who's doing this.
But all her favorite things are inside this house...
That's right.
but something it hates is outside this door.
Correct.
What is that?
Item!
-Hello! -You're disgusting.
I'm your guru, please don't disrespect me.
You guys gave me way too much respect back in our town.
But your uncle's little buddy...
You keep spinning these lies.
So, after I finish his treatment...
also I wanted to meet you guys,
after which I was planning to get spoiled with desire.
This guy brought his fantasies to resolve our problems.
I did a good thing that I brought her over here.
If she enters the house...
We can escape from here.
So, help me.
Go ahead, open it
Open the bloody door.
We've been trying to get it open.
-Shall I try opening the door? -You just shut up.
It's already shut, we're trying hard to open it.
Rightfully, you should be the one who should shut up.
Hey, there's a guy out here disturbing me.
Madam, there's someone out here disturbing us too.
If you hired someone else, why did you ask me to come?
Oh, no, that's a different thing, ignore it.
Please don't leave, it's my first time.
What do you want me to do?
I beg of you, please don't leave.
-Uncle. -What's it?
There's a hole in the backside. They can come through it.
That's awesome!
Hole in the backside?
What so vulgar about it?
Shut up!
Dear!
There's a hole at the backside.
Come through it.
I'll die after looking at you.
Fine, okay.
-Hey... -What about a large?
-He's such a nuisance. -What about a small drink?
-Where's the back door? -Right here.
Where the hell is the back door?
It's big enough, that a person can enter.
The is big enough to accommodate her.
-That's awesome, uncle. -Mona, come in.
Ask her to make it quick.
Is there no other entrance?
Should I get through this space?
We were suppose to get through it.
But you're stuck 'cause of the ghost.
-Be careful dear. -I think, I'm stuck.
Why the hell is she shaking so much?
Let's me check.
F U C K
FUCK BUDDY!
Shouldn't miss this opportunity.
-Oh, no! -Dear, please be careful.
-Hey, be careful. -Hold her tight.
Hey, please let go of me.
I'm getting pulled in too.
-Hey, idiots! -Who's that attached to her back?
I thought a girl was coming, but the agent tagged along too.
Get up!
How dare you try to freeload my ride?
Damn you! Wake them up.
-Wake them up! -Hey, you know, I can get it on right.
I asked to wake her up.
Disgusting guys! What the hell are you guys doing, instead of waking her up?
Go and get some water.
We need water!
Idiot, that's coffee.
They're lying out there like lovers washed off at the shore.
As if they're inseparable. Guys come sooner!
Come on sprinkle it on them.
-Hey, just pour it on them. -Oh, no!
-Is that how you do it?
Sorry buddy, it slipped and fell over her.
-I meant to say, my hand slipped. -I'll take it from here.
Then you'll have another excuse to make a pass on her.
My dear!
My dear one day wife.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm trying to wake her up.
Is this how you wake up a person?
Fine, I'll not use my hands. Are you happy now?
My dear one day wife, My dear one day wife! [door bell rings]
Who's that, even before she could wake up, the bell is ringing?
-I doubt they're back. -They're prompt as per the screenplay.
Oh, no!
Wives are waiting at the door, while mistress is inside the house.
Will they try and hide the mistress from their wives?
[knocking on door] [door bell rings] Don't panic. Control yourself.
Phew, thank god!
Where's Vasu?
I am here.
Are you fine? Thank goodness you guys are alive.
You abandoned us, thinking we're dead. But now you're being nice.
I'm well aware of your intentions.
Why would you say something like that?
Obviously, it's been two days since you guys left the house.
Buddy, I think they had fun roaming around the city.
-Am I right? -Yes.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you saw us having fun.
-Why are you still here? -If I leave you alone, you'll screw her.
Look like I'm going to die a virgin.
-Uncle, come on let's leave. -One time please, one time please.
The door didn't open when that girl was trying to enter.
How come it opened when they arrived?
What does that mean?
What if they're just like Vimal's girl?
Hey, stop lying to us.
Where were you guys? And who did you meet?
We don't know anyone in this country.
-Who do you think we would've met? -Damn you-
Hey, that's my wife dude
I'll be done in two minutes just like noodles.
Buddy, bring them to this side.
Hey look over there, can you see it?
Look at it yodeling!
Dear look at the picture out there.
There's nothing wrong, we were just goofing around.
Wow! Tender coconuts and ice apples!
Sons, you guys have hired hotter chicks, since my girl was unsconscious!
Thanks a lot!
Damn it, they're our wives.
-Oh, your wives! -Smack that stupid mouth.
-My dear daughter-in-laws! -Pull him back.
Why are you here? Who's gonna handle the mess inside?
You guys manage them, I'll take care of the mess inside.
Hey, don't be so desperate, damn it.
You better manage the situation.
I brought her here, blame it on me.
Moron, they won't believe that you got her here.
I too have some dignity left.
-When did you get here? -Come again.
How did you get here?
It happened so...
boys called and said they're in trouble, so I took a flight and got here.
-Dear. -Eh?
Turn around.
I can hear the voice, but the lips aren't moving
-Oh, no! -Damn, now she's here too.
Uncle, please handle this mess.
I thought as much.
There were four of you, and I'm just one to entertain.
So tell me, what's your rate?
-Rate? -Rate?
What's your rate?
Hey hold on, that's my wife and she's his wife.
-So you're too one day wife? -Oh, no!
-They're not one day wife. -He called me by that name.
Idiot, she's my lifetime wife.
-Lifetime? -Yes!
Won't you get bored?
-I'm gonna thump you. -I was talking about humping.
My dear sweet pea, please get out from here.
So, does that mean, I'm your lifetime too?
We'll decide that after an hour.
For now, let's go and get jiggy.
-Dear, don't mind her. -Who is she?
Who the hell is she? And what's she doing here?
Oh, God, now he's here too.
The troublemaker is here, please handle him.
I don't even know who is this guy, wonder what to do now?
Hey, why the hell are you groaning like a zombie?
Dude, please handle this crazy fellow.
-Pooja, I have no idea about him. -The place looks very saucy!
Is it a party or a honeymoon trip?
Hey, who the hell are you? And why did you get inside?
Boss, you asked for help, now you're asking why did I help?
And when I do, you question my integrity.
How can I be responsible for your mistakes, dude?
Stop speaking irrelevant topics.
Listen, nothing will make sense to me right now.
Only booze will make sense for me at the moment.
I'm getting sober now, and that's making me shaky.
Can I get something to drink?
Hey, you're a drunkard, is it?
I'm the lord of drunkards!
You can call me a drunkard, or can say I'm a fool,
You can even say I'm not a human.
-But never say, there's no liquor. -Shut up!
Hey, we truly don't have liquor in the house.
Boss, you have variety of items out here.
How come you don't have liquor?
How dare you call them item?
The pendant is quite small though.
Looks like you did overtime during lockdown.
-What?! -So, they're not item is it?
They're my daughter-in-laws, mind your words.
Okay, okay.
That's fine if you don't have liquor, I'll find it somewhere else.
Get out. Get out, damn it.
-Open the door and get out. -Get lost!
Hey, get lost!
He's faking it!
Bloody monkey peddle, stop faking it.
How the hell should I open this bloody door?
I'm not able to open it.
I just opened the door for them, don't act smart. Get out.
Is there another way out for this house?
When they got here, we were able to open the door.
But if it's not opening, when he wants to get out.
So, does that mean?
Virgin!
He doesn't look anything like a virgin.
Let's ask him about his origin.
NIGHT, 07:00 PM
Boss, why don't you exchange seats with her?
I'm gonna kill you!
Do you want to lie on my lap?
Let her be here and you switch sides.
Shut up and get on with the flashback.
I thought I'll get into the mood,
Okay.
I was four years old.
Have you been sucking?
I meant your finger.
Not only mine, but with all of my friends.
I don't want your sob story, damn it.
Tell us how did you get to this country?
I'll keep it short 'n' sweet,
I came with friends over here to lose my virginity.
Once we got here, all of us got sloshed.
When I woke up, my friends and my passport were missing.
I had no idea what to do.
I roamed the streets and helped as much as possible.
People bought me liquor in return.
I use to have liquor and get hammered during the night.
-What about morning? -Hammered!
-What about afternoon? -Hammered!
-What about nights? -I already mentioned it.
What about women in your life?
If he's hammered, even that'll be hammered.
-Spot on! -I'm talking about the same spot.
But what does the door has to do with my story?
-Listen, thumb-sucker. -Tell me.
There's a ghost inside this house.
And that likes Virgin boys a lot.
Only virgin men can get inside this house.
But they can't step out of the house.
That's because, it's a one way route!
Just because I'm drunkard, doesn't mean I'll believe anything you say.
How do I believe there's a ghost inside this house?
Why don't you guys summon it?
This ghost can be summoned only by exposing yourself.
This is not a casual ghost, it's a sexual ghost.
It doesn't like leg piece, but it fancies sausages.
I never used to mix water with the liquor.
But today, I'm going to drink water pretending it's liquor.
It's because of that horny ghost.
Buddy, he's right here.
Buddy, we're in big trouble.
What happened?
The spray we hid it from the ghost is about to get over.
This is the last bottle.
But this won't be enough for both of us.
There's only enough for one, what do we do now?
Don't worry, we got two scapegoats now.
I know it's that thumb sucker and our uncle.
You're right, one of them will be caught by the ghost today.
We'll use what's left of this spray...
and if we manage to get through the night,
Then we won't need the spray from tomorrow.
That sounds great buddy.
Leave that on the table, we'll use it tonight.
-Okay. -Get going now.
Did you keep it?
I did, come on let's go.
No one should know about our secret.
-Sure! -Seems like they shout out their secrets
That's not important. I gotta escape.
So, this is the spray that drives away the ghost.
It stinks, even the humans will runaway.
It's stinks like hell.
Let's not mix my stench with it.
I'll use the spray after a shower.
This looks like a body spray.
Viagra Delay Spray!
Bloody drunkard, you're going to use this to...
impress my girl with your manhood.
I will not let it happen, I will definitely not let it happen.
NIGHT, 10:00 PM
Uncle got stuck in the trap laid for Chandra.
This spray is making me horny.
That's why he wanted to use this to impress my girl.
My dear!
My feelings are reaching out to her.
It looks like a two in one process.
-My dear. -Tell me dear.
-Shall we do it? -Sure, I've been waiting for it.
I like another room out here, shall we go there?
Sure, please let's go. Please. Please.
Open sesame.
Sweet pea, that room was more than enough...
why are we here?
My dear honey bun, I have a surprise for you.
Is it? Then let's go.
How do you like this room?
Mona, this room is as big as your heart.
I know right. I'm gonna show you more tricks tonight.
Finally, my lifetime wish is going to come true.
Monaaaa!
Mona!
Oh, no! Mona!
You're just undressing me.
Why don't you undress as well?
I'm going to undress too.
I made flutes dance to their tunes.
and gave them treatment to last longer.
Now, my flute is going to dance to my tunes.
Play hard! Play hard!
Hey!
What is this Mona, you're already on top of me?
Why have your little buddy wept so early?
Damn you, you came, even before it saw anything.
I wonder how you offered treatment to the others?
Now check my treatment for you.
Doctor of many flutes, was let down by his own little one.
here's a video of him getting wasted by the ghost.
Uncle was useless. He couldn't do it.
[singing] Raise high, my heart!
Hey, shut up!
Uncle, why did you get caught in the trap set for him?
Let it go, he's already been butchered for being desperate.
Stop damaging the leaking pipe further.
Boss, so you were trying to get me caught?
What would've you done?
As it is your fuse is out,
nothing would've happened even if you'd got caught.
Agreed, my fuse is out due to chronic drinking.
But he's a doctor, right?
Why did it start neighing by just looking at it?
That's gone useless. It's best you put it on display.
Uncle, am I right?
If you call me uncle...
I'm going to rip your balls and feed it to the Thailand crows.
They've been calling you uncle.
They're family, they have the right to call me.
But you can't, it's making me wild.
-Then tell me your bloody name. -Sarasamarao.
What?
Bloody deaf, I said Sarasamarao.
If at all it worked, we could've escaped from this house.
The irony out here is...
he's taking treatment from a person, who can't get it on himself.
Uncle, I thought you were lord of the tamers!
But you're cold like a stale sausage.
Agreed, that I couldn't get it on.
You guys are men enough right, why don't you guys do it?
Uncle, we were just kidding.
Obviously, I've been taking care of you three since childhood.
It's fine that you don't respect my work.
At least try and respect my age. I'm fifty plus!
Hey, you don't deserve any respect.
Despite using the Viagra delay Spray...
you gushed out without any delay, like a fountain.
You really don't deserve any respect.
Agreed, I got beaten up by the ghost.
You call yourself brave right? Find us a way to escape from here.
I have thousands of ideas.
We need just one, damn it.
If we burn everything what the ghost likes, we can escape from here.
Bloody monkey, the ghost likes only one thing
-Shall I burn your junk? -No!
Stupid idea!
If we do it, then it'll turn into lollipop.
-Chill, baby! -He doesn't get it.
If we throw away all of ghost's stuff, we can leave from here.
Bloody mental, we're not able to take our stuff out.
How do you expect us to throw way ghost's stuff?
Can't you people talk about something else, which doesn't include junk or stuff?
Who the hell baptized you people?
Uncle, it was you!
My ill fate, didn't know I did that too.
I should slipper myself.
Point!
I'm going to chase the ghost away using this small board.
Everyone be ready and sit closer.
This is called Ouija board.
Where's that tumbler?
Here you go.
We're going to play this game using this tumbler.
This is a conductor,
In this universe, there is positive and negative energy.
To put it in simple terms.
If you step inside the temple, it's positive energy.
But if you step inside a graveyard...
negative energy!
Hope you guys understood?
At present, negative energy is inside this house.
So, to pick a thorn with its own kind,
we're going to chase the ghost using another ghost.
There'll be many symptoms when the ghost appears.
No one should get scared, okay?
Everyone place your forefinger on this tumbler.
The reason why we're doing this ritual...
we want the spirits coming to us, should be ready to help us out.
shouldn't tag along with the ghost in the house and attack us instead.
If we want to keep it under our control...
we have to keep our hands together.
No matter what happens you shouldn't take your hands off it.
Everyone close your eyes.
Keep your hands together.
I'm going to start now.
We're not playing this game just for the sake of it,
we're playing to save our lives.
So, just the helping spirits are welcome.
Spirits that can't help, don't bother showing up.
I swear on the virgin powers of the universe. Come to us.
Shh! Shh!
I think a spirit has arrived.
Open your eyes. Let's beg it to save us.
Oh, no! The women are missing. [women screaming]
-Please save us! -I can hear their screams.
Come on, let's get inside the house. Come on, hurry up.
-Oh, no, the ghost has taken them. -Please save us!
The sound is coming from that room.
Please save us!
Please save us.
It has hung my wife upside down.
Hey, please. Please, please, please!
Please let them go, I beg of you.
I had asked one of you to sleep with me...
instead of deciding who among the two will do it,
you guys sent a dead snake and a leaking pipe,
on top of it, you guys are planning to set me up with another ghost.
I wasn't waiting all this while, for this crap.
Listen, we did this with good intention.
Please let them go. They have nothing to do with this.
Just because they're here, you guys don't bother to satisfy me.
Oh no!
What if I kill them?
Oh no, please don't kill them!
Please don't do it.
All you want is one of us, right?
I'll do it, please let everyone else go.
-Son, don't do this. -Shut up, uncle.
You have my word, I'll do it, let them go.
I'll wait for you, tomorrow at 8 pm.
You should come.
-Better be there! -Okay.
-If you don't... -Definitely, I'll be there.
[whistling]
Hey, why are you crying?
Kiran, be happy that ghost didn't hang you upside down.
Even that ghost didn't consider me as a woman.
Hey, don't be silly.
"I raised little buddies all over with so much love"
"I expecteed that you'd turn out great but you have let me down"
"Once upon a time, you were a huge Anaconda."
"But now, you are a dead snake"
"I've raised you to progress and be the game"
"But you have bitten dust instead... Why so?"
"I've trained you to rock the world on the bed"
"But you have made me clean bowled before I could raise the bat"
"Do you remember the lonely days, when I saved you with my hands?"
"But now you turned out to be ungrateful"
"Should I rip you off?"
"I've raised you to progress and be the game"
"But you have bitten dust instead... Why so?"
"I've trained you to rock the world on the bed"
"But you have made me clean bowled before I could raise the bat"
DAY 5, 08:00 AM
What is this?
It's a permission letter, ghost ma'am!
No way! I'm not going to permit this.
Even a person on the death row, gets one last wish.
Won't we get one last wish before death?
This house nothing less than a prison.
Please consider our last wish.
Ghost, ma'am. It's confirmed that we're going to die.
We'll make just one last trip, that's it.
Even we have desires to fulfill.
If our desires are fulfilled, that means yours are fulfilled too.
You guys did the same thing last time and tried to escape.
Back then it was a different situation...
but now the situation has changed.
-Please. -No excuses!
We just want to spend some time together for one last time.
Please be a little considerate.
Okay, you guys can go out.
That's great!
But I have three conditions.
Condition #1: All five can go outside.
But the three women will stay back at home.
They'll stay right here with me.
Condition #2:
You guys should return by evening.
If you guys don't return...
I kill all the women.
No... please don't!
Condition #3?
Oh, no, what's with this new huge lock down?
What if you guys go outside...
and have little too much fun losing your virginity?
That's why I've put an iron lock on all you guys.
We have thought of something else but you have locked us with this.
Should make sure, the iron doesn't damage the goods.
How come it's opening now? Fine, let's go.
Thank god!
It feels like a dream that we're out in the open and alive now.
I think my junk is going get rusty inside this iron lock.
I had enough with Thailand, I'm leaving.
Buddy, we managed to come outside the house,
Let's sight see the city once and escape from here.
Hey, obviously you don't care.
You came down to get a treatment, and he came down for treats.
But our situation is different.
They're our wives, we can't just abandon them.
Bloody nut job, we won't leave this place without our wives.
No matter what it takes, we won't leave without our wives.
-What I am trying to say- -Hey! You guys are the worst humans.
I just met them, and I wanna help.
It's a shame you guys are their friends and family.
You don't worry about anything.
I know someone who can help.
I'll take you guys to him.
If he just looks at them, the spirits will shiver with fear.
If he speaks, the ghosts will be in panic.
It's hanging at the right spot.
They look like high security locks.
I've seen silver spoons and pots on the outside.
Never seen an underwear of this kind. Must be in fashion now.
-Please sit down. -Thank you, Seer.
I know why you people are here.
Every spirit has its own way of fulfilling its incomplete desire.
Now tell me, what's the demand of the spirit inside your house?
-Non-veg food? -No!
-Is it asking for liquor? -No, Seer.
What else is it asking? Is it looking to avenge someone?
No, Seer!
What the hell is its demand?
Seer, it's asking for boom-boom!
-Oh, it's asking for boom-boom. -Yes!
-Who does she wants to do it with? -With all of us!
This spirit's desire is at its peak.
So, we can't destroy it, without fulfilling its desire.
I'll tell you guys a short story.
Seer, right from Chiranjeevi to small heroes,
everyone wants to tell a short story.
It's really annoying!
Listen, what they said was a short story.
But my story is about someone who did a lot of women.
-Sounds great, please go ahead. -So, you're interested in it.
In this country, whether it's for a man or a woman...
they don't sharp but flat noses.
But 100 years ago, there was one guy who had sharp nose.
Men used to mock him for the sharp nose.
But the women of that nation desired for the sharp nose.
If someone touches his nose,
he gets turned on and charged up equivalent to 30 men,
Women who knew about this, touched his nose and attained nirvana.
The women went crazy over him and the news reached the queen.
What happened next?
When the King knew about it, he got him buried alive in a statue.
But when a girl who knew about this story, wanted a husband like him,
she took the statue as her deity and meditated for 40 years.
But she couldn't find even one man as she had desired.
Outraged by this, during that night...
high on liquor, she started swearing at the deity.
Frustrated, that she lost her youth and her life in this process,
she threw her slipper on the deity.
The nose on that deity broke and fell in front of her.
When she got closer to it, it stood up.
She was shocked to see...
and later realized about the powers of that Nose Deity.
What happened to that woman after that?
Sex in the sixties is tough.
She died!
Seer, I don't see what this story has to do with our problem?
There's a connection, listen closely.
If you take that nose...
and give it to the spirit who has a lock on you people,
you guys will be free.
Seer, please tell us, where we can find that nose?
I'll tell you guys.
But first, can you please get us out of these underwears?
Listen, I can't remove these underwears.
Oh no!
But I'll make it invisible to other people.
That's awesome, please go ahead!
Boom!
That's awesome. Thank you, Seer.
Two hundred kilometers from here...
you'll find a peak named, Er Pu Ha,
There's a deserted village on that hill.
To reach that village, you'll have to cross a river.
If you cross that village and head four km south,
you'll find that Nose Deity's statue.
Stand before that statue...
and come forward by five feet.
then move two feet to the left,
then move four feet to the right,
then again if you move two feet to the left,
that's where you'll find that nose buried.
One important thing...
make sure you don't touch that nose.
One, two, three, four, five
-Stop right there. -Yes, stop!
Now go two feet to your left.
Okay, now four steps to the right.
Hey, stop!
That baldy was just confusing us and kept us going in circles.
Just dig with the crowbar at the spot that bald seer had told us.
-Give me that crowbar. -Here you go.
Come on, dig in buddy.
Women are worried, if the men who went outside will return home by 8 pm
Come on dig in faster. Dig deeper. Dig...
Dig in deeper. I think we found it, take it out.
-Open it slowly. -Be patient.
It's looks like a mini rocket.
-If you touch it, you'll die. -Shove it in his mouth, let him die.
Housemates are scared trapped in a dark room.
And a horny ghost who's waiting to get ravished.
Since we got here, nothing happened as we planned.
I'm not sure if I'll return alive after this incident.
-If I don't return... -Don't say that, Veera?
Don't keep thinking about me and ruin your life.
-Buddy, buddy? -What the hell do you want?
Just come over here for a minute
-Hold on a minute. -What is it?
Why are you irritating now?
You'll just go inside, place the nose and come back right away.
Why are you getting too sentimental now?
Listen, when it comes to women, even if it's an easy task...
if you make it look hard, they like it a lot.
Only if I use such antics, romance will work out.
Your romantic angle sounds good. I'll try too.
Fine, I've kept everything required inside the room.
You just get inside, do your job and get out. All the best.
Similarly, before I get out, make sure you guys lose your virginity.
Thanks a lot buddy. Go and finish the task with flying colours.
Pooja, he's going in, give him a warm hug and get him started.
-Pooja! -Don't say anything, Veera.
It's our ill fate.
I'm sure you'll return in one piece.
I have faith that you'll return.
Please be safe.
"The time has melted in my ocean of desire"
"You are the one who I sought and provoked to quench my thirst"
"My heart has been burning all these days like unfulfilled dreams"
"My beauty will no longer stay alone quivering in these burning desires"
"Itsy bitsy whispers of yearnings all over my naughty mind..."
"have been tempting my body"
"Veera, my mighty warrior"
"Come closer and satiate my ardour"
"and govern me, my mighty warrior"
"My mighty warrior, drown me in your carnal embrace"
"Veera, my mighty warrior"
"Come closer and satiate my ardour"
"and govern me, my mighty warrior"
"My mighty warrior, drown me in your carnal embrace"
The film has reached its climax, I wonder when he'll climax?
Bloody drunkard, do you think it's a normal ghost?
If she begins to put up a show, it'd be endless.
Moreover she does a lot of experiments on navel just like K Raghavendra Rao BA.
I was a fool to miss this bumper offer.
"Make me experience the new taste of passion of the heartstrings"
"You are Cupid and"
"I am Psyche"
"Embrace me and enchant me in your carnal intoxication"
I'm going to show highlands to this Thailand beauty.
[singing] Your manes are dark...
Hey drunk moron, stop right there.
Are you countering me?
How dare you steal my date which I paid for?
Your flute didn't make any music. That's why I have stepped forward.
Whose flute didn't make music?
The other day my little buddy saw the ghost, but I didn't.
That's why it got scared and wept.
No use in conducting orchestra for the dying music.
Shall we see who's really strong?
Isn't it obvious, I'm the strongest.
A moustache wouldn't decide the manliness, doctor.
There's a ton of manliness inside.
Come on, let's take up a challenge.
Hey, that nose deity's mantra worked for me.
I'm slowly getting turned on.
Ready!
Mona's is mine!
That cute candy is mine.
Start!
[door creaks open]
Seer, you saved us all.
Go ahead.
Keep moving!
Yes! Yes!
Ah!
What happened, Seer?
I totally forgot to mention an important matter.
What is that?
Anyone who touches that nose, thirty horny spirits will appear.
Men or women, it doesn't matter to them.
They'll screw them hard.
Seer, what is your next move?
I'm going to stop them from doing it.
Hey, the girl is out there. Go over there.
Why the hell have you come to me? Hey... Hey... Stop...
She's mine, mine, mine...
I won't let you win.
Who are you? You look like minions in undies.
Hey let go of me
We're already wondering how to accommodate two swords in a sheath.
Stop intruding our challenge. Get lost.
Hey, hey, take your hands of me. Who the hell are you?
-Hey, let go of me. -Hey, let go of Vasu.
Help! Help! Someone please help.
-Take your hands of me. -Please someone help.
-Hey, let go of my wife. -Hey, let go of me.
Hey, I will kill you...
[cooing]
What? Do you want my girl?
[grunts]
You need a crutch, to even stand straight.
And your...
The women you're looking for is inside. Try to do her. Get lost.
Old age has confused him. Let's get out from here.
Who the hell are you guys? Let go of me. Let go of me.
Help! Help!
[chortles]
Hey, why the hell are you pulling my pants down?
You guys do whatever you want with yourselves.
Hey, let go of me.
[overlap of voices]
Hey, let go of me, come on let go of me
Hey, let go of me, damn it.
Vanish... Vanish!
Why are making it late? You got only five minutes left.
-Five minutes? -Get your work done by that time.
-Come on, let's go and do it. -If you don't, you're dead.
Let's save ourselves, come on, hurry up.
Brothers, what's with your games at this time?
Seer, my son-in-laws have gone with their wives to have sex.
After searching the entire Thailand, I found this tiny tot.
She looks XXXL though!
I want to relish on her but he's seeking share.
If he doesn't share, the ghost will kill me. Tell me, seer.
Brothers, you can share wealth and food too.
But pleasure can't be shared at all.
So, I'm going to be killed by the ghost?
There's only one way to escape this situation.
What is it?
Awesome!
-I'm doomed! -Come on, let's go.
-Come on, let's get inside. -We're running out of time.
Come on, hurry up, get inside.
Rahul, how come you left Deepthi Banana's army behind?
I am bored of Deepthi Banana's army.
That's why I joined this army.
Oh!
Vanish!
I have to do it, where do I find someone to do it.
-I have to do it! -How come you're here?
It's so happened, twenty years ago...
-I was suppose to have sex.-Help me!
Who are you people?
-Stop!-Let go of me, help me!
By the time you finish, they'll eat that girl alive.
-Let go of me, damn it. -Vanish!
Let go of me... Let go of me...
-Let go of me! -Vanish! -Vanish!
If you want to save your virginity...
go inside that room and lock yourself.
No matter who calls you out, or you hear anyone's voice...
even if I call you out, don't open the door.
-Go inside! -Okay, Seer.
The house is filled with ghosts, let's get inside our room.
-Hurry up! -Hope no one followed us.
I'm coming!
Hey fighter, how come you're in this gang?
Seer, they usually call me to get thumped.
For the first time, I've been called to hump.
That's why I mingled with them.
That's awesome, continue your work.
Here you vanish!
Dudes, let go of my pants. My wife must be waiting for me upstairs.
Hey, please let go of me.
Bloody!
-Seer! -Did the spirits screw the ghost?
No, in fact the ghost has been screwing them royally.
Are you serious?
You heard it right, the ghost has been pinning them hard.
-Fine, you go and finish your stuff. -Okay, Seer.
Listen, you have only three minutes, I can't control the ghost beyond it.
How's it possible to finish in three minutes?
When noodles can be made in two minutes...
this is certainly possible.
-Okay, Seer -Get going.
Instead of getting it done, he's counting minutes
Did you finish them all at once?
So, it's you who's behind this idea?
Not just the idea, I asked them to do everything.
I've been waiting for years to fulfill my desires.
In the end, I only found two virgin boys.
Pooja, open the door.
Open the door, Pooja. [knocking on door]
Come on, open the door.
-Baldie Seer has warned me. -About what?
Not to open the door for anyone.
I know who you are.
I swear, I'm your husband Veera. Open the door.
I'm well aware whether you're Veera or Sye Ra!
Oh, God! It's not the time for rhyming dialogues.
Open the door, damn it!
Yeah! Countdown starts.
-Stop it. -What the hell?
I have a wish.
Let's discuss about it while doing.
-Wait! -Fine, tell me what is it.
I want our wedding night to be at Hotel Peninsula.
Penin... Sula!
If we step outside...
my thing will ripped into half. Is that okay for you?
Consider this as the Peninsula!
When men do it against a women's will, it's called rape.
It's the same when a women does it to a man.
As a punishment, the offenders are being hanged to death.
Also they have been shooting people down in encounter.
You're right about it.
I'll agree to it.
But you sent thirty men to screw me, isn't that a rape?
-Isn't that wrong? -Agreed, it's wrong.
It's a huge mistake.
I've done a grave mistake.
[sings old Telugu song]
-Hey, I'll work the front. -I'll work the front.
-I'll work the front! -No, I'll work the front
Let's not squabble over this.
Your name starts with S, and mine with C.
Alphabetically, my name comes first, so I'll work the front.
-Mona, is mine. -Ahh, let's do one thing.
Let's flip a coin
If it is heads or tails, I win.
If it lands in the middle, you win.
It won't land in the middle.
Don't stress on things which doesn't hold strong.
Hey!
-Sweet pea! -You can flip coins later, first do me-
-Yayy! -You're right.
Come on, open the door quickly. I'm your husband.
Oh, is it?
Then answer these three questions.
I'll believe you.
Argh! Fine, go ahead.
Where did we meet for the first time?
I met you, while I came down to your house for alliance.
That's right, it's obvious everyone meets like that.
Fine, second question.
Why did we come over here?
We came down to have fun.
You're right!
People usually come down over here for honeymoon.
Fine, third question.
Tell me about one important thing which happened between us.
I'll open the door.
The electric underwear that your father gave.
If you hadn't worn that,..
-we wouldn't be in this mess- -Come inside, damn it!
What do you want me to do?
As a compunction, you should fulfill my desires.
I know that you too are a virgin.
I will satisfy you, dear!
My dear Mona... Please tell him about my performance.
-Be silent. -Stop being jealous, damn it.
I don't hear anything inside this room.
-I don't think, anyone's inside the room. -Hold on, walk patiently.
Buddy, do we really have to go inside and check?
The baldy must've screwed up the ghost.
No! I believe the ghost must've torn the baldy into pieces.
-What do we do now? -Let's perform the last rites for baldie.
-Come on, let's check inside. -Shh! Shh!
I'm going in, you guys follow us.
-I'm going in first. -Shh!
Silent!
Buddy, I see neither the ghost nor the seer.
-There's no one here. -Are they hiding under the bed?
Uncle, there's no one in here.
My dear sons... It doesn't matter if the room is empty.
It would kill us... Let's leave.
He's right. Come on. Let's leave.
Come on, hurry up, run faster
Come on, keep running.
Don't make noise. The ghost might return.
-Hey, be careful. -Guys this way out.
-Let's get out of here. -Come on, let's get out of here.
-Don't drag me, damn it. -Come on, hurry, up.
-Hurry up! -Come on, son!
That horny ghost, somehow convinced me to do her and attained peace.
But she cheated me. And my desire is still unfulfilled.
Just like how she had a desire to do a virgin boy,
Similarly, I won't rest in peace until I have my way with a virgin girl.
I'm waiting!
Until we meet again in season three...
a goodbye to our viewers.
Yours truly!
Action!
Can you change your clothes?
Will you be done by tomorrow?
He's the culprit.
No ways!
"Boom! Boom! I'm the Bloody Mary!"
"Boom! Boom! You're the Virgin Sparrow"
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I get everything right, except for the reaction.
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Cut it!
"Take out your joystick to play my game"
"If you do as I say, I will show you a trick"
"But if you try 'n' escape, you're dead"
Damn you!
That's him
-Tell me dude... -I'm gonna whack you, damn it
Buddy, are you done?
Why the hell is your face looks botched up?!
My face looks like runny like buttermilk, damn it.
-What's the name? -Chithakkotudu 2