Hello, greetings.
Good morning Simon sir.
I am calling from Red Horse Pharma, India, Bengaluru.
Oh yes, I was waiting for your call
Our person will be waiting with your name card sir.
It's my first trip to India,
So I'm a little bit worried you know
No, no! You don't worry sir
You just go and tell him your name,
He will take you to the hotel directly.
Could you give me your.. telephone number?
Wait.. Hello, Hello
(Telephone ringing)
Don.
Solomon is landing with the thing.
Peace out.
Where's Mani?
(Mani humming a popular A R Rahman song)
(Girl joins in)
Don't forget to recharge my number. Bye! - Okay baby
Dad...
So you've downed drinks early in the morning?
Not at all
You have chips stuck on your cheeks.
Clean up.
Dad...
Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening
Ok..
Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening
Suleiman tell the thing that evening will bring Solomon
tell sulaiman's thing that.
Evening Solomon's thing will. Solomon thing evening
Hello?
Hello sir! Good morning!
Are you interested in buying water purifier?
What water purified?
Sir, this water purifier can...
Didn't I just say I don't want it
Sir, we have an excellent discount offer
If you call me once more, I'll insert it to purify your behind!
Water purifier, my ass
(Telephone ringing)
Samaan(the thing)
Dad, what did you just tell me?
Oh!
Suleiman!!!!!!
(Mourning in progress)
Dad...
Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening
Brother
is that all don said?
That the thing will arrive this evening?
Anything about who will bring it?
You dumbass
Will he be narrating a story on his death bed?
oh, has he not?
Aren't you the one who picks it up regularly?
Yes
Get lost now!
Go
Ok don
Dude, mouth some punch dialogues like your dad.
Sundaram is watching
Hey you
This is the first job after my dad's death
If you bungle it up
wife will become a widow, mind it!
What??
Dude, he's still single!
Ok, then your hand will be widowed!
Get lost
Save him o lord! May his soul rest in peace
O Jesus! O the Almighty!
Don of C-Company Charles alias Powder Charles passed away at his home in Shivajinagar
Thousands have gathered in front of his home to get a final glimpse of the don
When did this happen?
This morning
Now that he's gone,
you don't have to pay up daily collection.
The auto is yours
Shut up old man! know it's my own auto!
If I don't pay up,
That Muscle Mani will beat me up to pulp!
Look at all that hair on that man even in his old age!
Go ask at his grave on what oil he's been using!
Useless talk about old folks hair in the morning!
If we do these strikes every month what do we eat?
We must eat ourselves that's all.
(Protest against government in progress)
Hey don't you know its strike today
leave,now
Samaan? (thing)
What?
Samaan? (thing)
No
Samaan? (thing)
Excuse me!
Wait,wait please
I'm Simon!
Samaan?
Yes!
Yes, I'm Simon
Yes, we go!
Thank god, I got the thing
We want justice!
Down Down Government!
I thought you are company representative
I was calling him but it's not connecting
Because I was looking and I din't see my name card.
just sit already
Yes let's go
Bro
Hello?
Hello don
Tell me
Mission ok
What machine?
No don, mission
What machine, you dumb ass
Don, I got the bag!
Ah, learn to say things correctly!
Don't call me unnecessarily.
We work for the underworld now
My phone will be trapped.
Hang up now!
What bro?
It's hardly been two hours since you took charge
And you're already securing your safety
You'll become a big don, bro
You'll become India's Pablo Escobar!
Dad, did you hear that?
(Mobile ringing)
Hello
Hello sir!
I had called you a while ago, remember?
The network was bad
Water purified?
Yes sir
Come home
My boy will give you the address
Tell me sir
Hello, sir tell me
Shivajinagar
(Sulaiman humming a popular hindi song)
Excuse me sir
Please go slow, don't go fast!
These foreigners are always scared!
I..I.. I'm sorry.
My English is not good.
Ok, ok
Me government school
No English
Only Kannada, Urdu
Yes
India is very beautiful, no?
Many people, so many..
much poverty no?
Little to eat
Yes. beautiful
Yes many, many people.
Foreign open sex!
India, no sex.
Control, control, control!
Last no control
Only lots of sex!
Many many kids,
many many people
Enough?
Is that all you have?
We cannot burn tyres at will, this is a low budget strike!
Ok light this one atleast.
Did you get the footage?
Yes ma'am.
Ok, come let's go to the front
Ok.
Oh my god! There's a road block. Danger!
(Down Down, Government)
We go back..
We go back.
(get down, get out of the car you)
(I will drag you out)
No go back, ok?
I talk, you car sitting..
No come out. Ok?
Hey, what do you think of yourself?
When the association has issued a circular against it,
how the hell are you taking passengers?
How dare you go against the orders!
Hey asshole, do you know who I am?
Screw that.
Hey..
What now?
Do you even know who this car belongs to?
Whoever it may belong to, I don't bloody care!
Is there a problem?
Hey boss! Outside come.
One minute.
What happened?
(If that smart ass opens his mouth again, I won't spare him.)
Hey boss, I take bag.
No, no, no..
No, no, payment no problem.
what payment, moron?
Mother promise!
What are you talking about? Just give me..
Help, help..
Hey..
Let's take him for a ride.
Bloody asshole.
Let's burry him alive.
Hey, hop in There's space for one more.
No no..
Hop on man. No. Leave me be.
No? Ok get lost!
Sir, where sir? Come!
No, no..
(The protests by the city's taxi drivers has intensified)
Shooting, huh?
Yes sir, Shooting.
Vehicles commuting on the road are being stopped
Tyres are being burnt
Citizens' daily lives are being disrupted
Many travelers have been inconvenienced due to this
Many helpless travelers are stuck here
Help me please!!
Foreigners are here, too
Come, come, come
(protesters shouting slogans)
Sir,
where do you have to go and how has this event affected you?
Help me!
I've to go to my hotel,
this is the contact address
Sir, but before that, How do you feel?
My hotel, please..
Sir, I'm going to help you, it's my job to help you
But before that,
how do you feel, huh?
You're scared,
you're lost!
you're in a country far far away from home!
So tell us how you feel now?
I'm scared, I'm lost..
This man, he tried to pick me up and
he tried to take my bag!
I don't feel good..
I think I don't feel safe
I know, I know, I know
Photo?
Dear viewers,
Help is awaited by these foreigners
For us Indians this is a regular affair
The protests and vandalism..
Are you shooting, madam?
Please step aside,
yeah? At the back.
Ok madam.
(sigh)
For us Indians this is a regular affair
But to see foreigners struggle in this melee..
I feel sorry for them
Along with cameraperson Kannappa, this is Malini, TV 13, Bengaluru.
Ok ma'm.
Madam, photo madam!
Hello, madam! Sweety!
Madam, please take me to this hotel
Ah, yeah...
Well..err
Hi!
Ok!
He'll take you! Yeah!
(Let's go kannappa)
Ok, My hotel?
(start the car)
No, no! No lady,
No lady, my hotel!
I won't go!
I give you money, ok?
One and half?
Say what?
Ok, pay me double on the metre
That's standard for foreigners Let's go.
Okey. Let's go.
Come sit..
Help, sir?
And here we go!
I don't know when you will reach your destination.
So knock your self out.
Guests are our gods.
Greetings and welcome..
to the atrocities of this metro city
We speak umpteen languages, yet kannada is in our hearts
Hearts are broken in this goddamned traffic jams
Welcome and greetings..
to the atrocities of this metro city..
Is this a hump or a grave?
Why the ruckus? Cool down
Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru)
I am a Shankarnag(popular kannada actor) fan.
Just hold on Bengaluru.
Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru)
Sound like a horny horny!
Just hold on Bengaluru.
Hello Sugar..
Sir, err, madam, can i Paytm?
Guests are our gods.
Speeding kills
If you die, who is responsible for it?
Ambulances can wait in traffic and wave at VIP convoys
Twice a day, we get bored in silk board
and rejoice our IT life.
Flyover, underpass and metro endless, under contructions.
Campaigns to clean India But who will clean our minds?
A beggar yesterday, is a millionaire today
That's the magic of Bengaluru
You can work and save or live large and lose
You can calculate every step to be successful
Nobody has the time to listen to your tale
but being nice to people, can only bring you trouble.
Bring the rap back now.
Speeding kills, so why hurry?
Not wearing a helmet is a recipe for death
Don't drink and drive Let your vehicles be..
Don't we drop you hope safely? So pay a little extra.
pay a little extra.
All your earnings goes to EMI
So stop your contribution to this exploding population.
stop your contribution to this exploding population.
So come on lad, why do you need ola or Uber?
When you can hire an auto.
We will drive you around every gully
And ensure your stomach is full of smoke
We change you on the basis of "Where to, where from"
Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru)
Just hold on Bengaluru.
Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru)
Just hold on Bengaluru.
Shivajinagar
A special hello to you.
Jam! Jam!
No..Go in map.
Just hold on! will you?
Hello Rahila
Hi brother..
Yes, tell me
Where are you?
I am on a ride, i will call you later.
(Girl singing in TicTok)
Hey i am asking you not to..
Let's figure that later.
Just stop.. Can't you see me driving? you dumbo.
hey..
(A loud crash)
Shit!
Are you blind?
Or you think you're driving on a race track??
Hey, why are you shouting at me?
You crashed into my auto damn it!
Hey, what the hell man! Don't you know how to drive!
Madam, if you don't know how to drive properly, what can I do about it!
What do you mean I can't drive properly! You din't saw me coming aa?
Madam.
look at the damage you've caused to my auto
You better pay me and leave!
Pay you?
Just because I'm a girl you're taking me for a ride.
You should be paying me!
Why should I? It's your fault!
You barge into me in a one-way! It's not my fault!
Sir, you please tell me, he is the mistake no?
Yes, I say go slow, he go fast. Very bad driving!
Heard that? Even your passenger agrees
Hey foreigner,
who are you to stand proof here?
I'll beat you up! Just go and sit in the auto quietly!
Hey, why are you scaring him?
I don't want your story.
You came on the wrong side and hit me.
So pay up
i won't pay.
Acting smart huh?
First learn to respect women.
What's the problem here?
Sir, she crashed into my auto!
So what?
what is your problem dumbass?
Give respect to ladies
That's my problem.
I was scared. He was talking on the phone!
Hey you!
Speak in Kannada! Are you from North India?
Brother, he's a foreigner.
how will he speak Kannada?
He can't even speak English properly.
You first speak in Kannada you moron!
Madam, you've hit my auto, so pay me and leave No, I won't pay you!
I'm dealing with my own shit here! You guys are messing it up further!
hello..
Hey! Don't you have the common sense to not talk on the phone while driving?
Look miss,
the auto is mine, so are the phone and ears.
I'll do what I want.
Who are you to ask? Pay and scoot from here!
You won't get a rupee from me
Could you please take me to this hotel?
Yeah sir, sure come
Madam,
No madam, you cannot leave..
Oh no!
Madam, give me the money! Can't you see the damage??
No I won't pay. You come on my back
Altaf Raja (Indian singer) has rightly composed a song on betrayal
After all, you're a foreigner.
Why would you stand with me?
I did this for you.
Don't you have a conscience?
Want to escape? Go sit in the auto!
Please don't hurt me. I have done so much for you
and you don't care?
What more should I do for your sake?
You gave me a fright you white!
One look at a girl and you're in love already?
You're in Shivajinagar! You'll face the music!
hello sir.
I've been kidnapped.
Can you hear me?
Sir, please send someone to rescue me!
I'm getting married in three months, sir!
Please sir! Sir, I don't want to die!
Hello?
Sir, please don't ditch me now!
What's he blabbering?
Nothing bro!
He is unconcious.
Don sir! He hasn't fainted!
I've been observing him! He's just acting!
Water purifier!
Myself Gururaj Sarangi.
Please release me,
I'll be on my way. I've some urgent matters to attend to
You were saying something a while ago..
Yes sir, he's merely acting!
Good.
Our eyes should always remain sharp
Thank you so much sir.
actually
I wanted to join the military,
But the tongue should always be in one's control
Your becoming a master of punch dialogues bro!
Blackie, you give me your belt
Oh shit!
Bro..
My pant size is 34.
I've picked up a 36 bro!
Here, take. Sorry!
I woke up don!
Why did you wake up?
Faint once again
Can't do the job properly and you want to pretend?
No.
I'll make you faint forever
Do you know what people are saying because the first job I've got in my field is unfinished?
No!
Do you know what they're calling me?
No..
Tell him..
Oh don't bother bro..
Let him hear it, too. Tell him
Because of his incompetence,
they're calling you Moron Mani!
Who called me that?
You relax bro..
It's all because of this idiot!
I'll kill him.
Did you hear what I said?
Yes don.
Tell me what you heard?
The thing is arriving..
So where is my dad's thing?
You have heard it crystal clear right?
You shouldn't hear anything anymore.
I got screwed because of this foreigner
I need a charging point for my phone.
I need to make a call, urgent!
What's he saying?
(speaks gibberish)
Who is the foreigner here? Him or you?
I can at least understand what he says, but not you!
My grandfather was a foreigner
You want..
Charger?
Yes. Oh charger.
Hey Manja
Yes?
Come here, charge this guy's phone.
Which country is he from?
may be white field (tech hub in outskirts of bengaluru)
Foreign is foreign. How does the country matter?
brother..
This foreigner is on TV!
Apparently he's on TV!
(Shooting madame?)
Hey Asgar!
What a sly cat you turned out to be!
Staring at her as if she's biryani!
Nothing of that sort!
Look at you blushing!
I know you watch news Just to see her.
Mohan anna, stop pulling my leg!
Oi..
Bismillah..
you got a call from home
Call them back
Oh god, the same old tales of Rahila
while I was riding the auto
She had called
This foreigner disturbed my conversation
Eww..
The same baby issue?
Yes, ever since I got her married to him
this has been the problem!
Look buddy..
Anna..
Phone isn't charging
I'll charge it in the other shop
Sure. Yeah you do that.
Where ? Just here..
Grapes, 50 bucks sister
brother
putting this phone on charge here
Whose phone is it?
Some random foreigner's
The auto repairs
will cost 4 to 5 thousand
5 thousand??!
I don't have a penny in my pocket
Then go park it near your house
Repairs, Rs 20 thousand
What?
20 thousand Indian money?
No, 20 thousand dollars
Do you even know the value of a dollar in rupees?
Keep quiet! Are you paying it?
He's the one paying, right?
20 thousand dollars for repairs
20 thousand dollars?
Yes
You are crazy man
That's bullshit..
I'm in sales.
Don't sell me your bullshit
You sort this mess on your own
It's all your fault
Yeah alright sire.. Even if you eat shit, it's rose petal jam.
What can one do?
When my luck is fucked, What can i do?
I go to police
What is your name?
you name?
Simon
what is it?
Samaan (the thing) it seems..
what?
What's wrong imbecile?
Hey! His thing Yes exactly
Some one is stealing his things, go catch him
Coming through..
What is happening?
Where is my phone?
You took it for charging
you stole my phone?
Phone, charging, cowing, eating
Damn it..
Today i relised even foreigners are effeted by Shani (God of justice)
Cow ate it.
what?
Cow, your mobile, eat..eat..
This is shit
You shit.
you stole my phone eh?
You take my phone?
hey, i am just trying to help you..
Where is my phone?
Give me a second here..
Console him ..
Relax
Cool
Okey listen up..
This Cow..
has swallowed his phone
If anyone has any idea on how to retrieve it,
please let us know
Sir
Actually, a cow has 4 chambers in its stomach.
An hour minimum in each chamber, sir.
Then it comes out only by nightfall
Asgar..
Shall i try and remove?
(cow mooing)
(Vehement 'NO')
Can you shut it?
See this cow has eaten,
4 hour
after..
understood?
What?
This is shit.
Krishna, why is there a crowd here? something fishy is happening
This seems like a pre planned scam
I arrest you all
I call police
hey police
No No No..
Police, Police
Hey move aside..
Damn, the police are here
What are you doing here.. They are planning to steal me
First of all he is a foriegner we don't need this mess
let's scoot yeah better..
He's trying to escape! Officer stop him!
Stop! Where the hell are you going!
(Confusion prevails)
Sir!
This is your phone?
No, that's not my phone
sir,
looks like
the entire mobile showroom is in its stomach!
Let's take it along with us? What say?
(Shivajinagar Police Station)
Don't spare any crevices in when you spray the pesticide
Should any pest be found even in my crevice
I'll soak you in the spray!
Off you go now!
Go sit there!
Hey you! Move away!
Sir, please, you sit up!
spray it
Sir!
What!
A foreigner is here!
A foreigner??
Why did you bring him here?
Now we need paper work, Visa and even take him to a foreign country!
Who the hell asked you to get him here?
It wasn't me. He came here on his own
Loafer!
If you bring people here without my permission,
I'll take disciplinary action against you! I'll write it in red ink!
Sorry sir!
Loafer!
Now what shall we do?
Sir, someone's stolen his bag
A bag?
Yes sir
What a hell hole is this place!
Ever since I came, I've only been dealing with theft cases!
Bag, toe rings, chains!
What rubbish!
The other day, a man was using the public loo
They stole his trousers!
They don't even spare the loo!
Shouldn't these thieves maintain some standards!!
Yes sir
What shall we do now?
My second language is Hindi.
So my English is weak.
I am an MA in English. First rank
I used to tutor queen Victoria
So mister,
don't just watch Sunny Leone films!
Watch other English films, too!
That's how you learn English!
Isn't it Bankar?
Of course sir!
Your phone is full of English films!
Sir, there's an even bigger problem!
What's that?
A cow has swallowed his mobile!
A cow? -Yes sir
Am I a veterinary doctor??
Tell me! -No sir
Can I put my hands inside and retrieve the mobile?
Or can I have it arrested & give a notice?
What i to do?
We have no space to keep these thieves, and now a cow...!
Hey,
Lofer
Hey, what the hell are you doing!!
It's a cow
You're shackling a cow?
it's a sensitive issue
The animal rights activists will be at our throats for this!
Sorry sir! -Get lost!
This fellow has put shackles on a cow!
Does any of you have a mobile? No right?
No sir
Thank god, I'm safe!
Go on, beat him up!
Don't attend them
They'll get tired & leave soon -Ok sir
Bankar! -Sir
Did you send the bodies for Charles' procession? I mean battalion for security?
Yes sir
Rahila? Yes...
Aren't you scared?
Why should we be scared?
We'll know the results soon
Irrespective of it, I hope you won't leave me...
Now that's something only you men specialise in! Not us
Just worried that someone might see us...
Ok, what do you want to do now?
Happy?
Purushottam Present!
Let's go...
I saw the reports
The sperm count is low
Exactly! I told her
her count is low! Isn't it dear!
It is your sperm count that is low
Shall I ask her to step out for a bit?
She's your wife, isn't it? - Which is why I said so!
What?
Why talk about my sperm count in the presence of a lady?
Only because I don't want you to be embarrassed dear!
If you're ok with it, then fine
She's fine with it doc
So shall I continue?
If you have no problem, please do
The count is now. But not that low, too. It can be...
So are you sure the problem only lies in me?
There's no such problem with her?
Wait! Where are you going? I'm talking to him!
These doctors will say anything to con you for money. We should be careful
What are you talking Mr Purushottam?
Doc, I have a crazy sense of humour!
My friends keep saying that they don't get my jokes at all! Right dear?
Come sit!
Let's please continue...
You can consult with another doctor if you wish to.
Sorry, you please continue sir...
Like I said,
there are medication for such conditions
You can even opt for procedures like IVF and ICSI
You can thus conceive through these means
But we do not have sufficient funds or the time for it
Ours is an inter-religious marriage
My mother is adamant that we have a baby
Family can be convinced.
But relatives
Neighbours, bus conductor, auto driver even the milkman poke their nose into this!
It's terrible!
It's not like they don't have skeletons in their cupboard
One neighbour's son stutters.
Another neighbour's daughter has eloped with a plumber
The guy behind our home is a wastrel who smokes pot all day.
Yet, their problem is...
...that we don't have a baby
So concerned. Really
Should shoot them all!
Sorry sir!
Water... - Please
Please continue doc
This isn't your fault.
You're not the reason either
In fact
nobody has the right to comment on your personal life
I don't care if they talk about me
But even if the problem is with me, my folks won't believe it
Sadly, they'll blame it all on her
Blaming the girl for everything is a disease in this country
Unfortunately, we do not have medicines for it
I will prescribe you some medicines.
Take it
More importantly, there should be mutual love and respect
Ok?
What is happening?
Why is it taking so long?
Ok..Ok..
Which is your country?
-France
Country!
France!
Looks like he eats a lot of france (prawns)!
What!
France chilli
France curry
France biryani...eating!
What??
Eating - France
Yes, France!
Now could you please go and talk to your officer?
It's really hot out here!
Cool! Bangalore city is cool!
Garden city
Cubbon park
Lalbagh cool
Take rest
My talking
So fair! -Sir!
She was so pretty!
Sir, the foreigner is waiting...
Who is this idiot! Foreigner it seems!
Who is that?
Sir, the bag was stolen in his auto
Then the bag will be in his house
Call him here
Hey you, come here!
What's your name?
Ali, sir
I'll skin you alive!
Abdul! Abdul...
Say it again!
Asghar!Asghar!
Sure?
Sure! sir
I am. Lock it sir
Of course, I'll lock it
Come here
His bag...
...where have you kept it?
Sir, I only picked him up
I haven't stolen it, sir
I swear on god!
Which god? Your's or mine?
Sir, forget our gods! I swear on his god, I don't know!
This fellow is too much!
you just wait!
Guys go! Check on the pesticide process, go!
Ok sir!
You wait!
Coming!
Don't move
Good morning, namaskar, welcome!
India! Bharat, welcome!
Thank you!
Could you please help me, sir?
I've lost my bag and my passport in this foreign country
No sir, this not foreign
This India
No, but I am in a foreign country
No sir, you're a foreigner, ok
This India
You people think...
India is also foreign
Full enjoyment, drugs, girls
Bang, bang
No, no!
Not like a foreign
Please respect our culture!
We respect you!
Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you
He take bag?
No, it was a different man
What colouring?
Black skin?
No! I can't talk of colour!
It's wrong!!
Because, one gang, black gang!
Stealing, theft, robbery, rape
All members, black!
You see, I'm getting only one complaint
Putting inside and beating them black & blue!
The rogues will spill the beans in no time!
No understanding?
I am, my ambition, my love is...
...beating black peoples!
What??
No, that is bad!
You are bad!
That is a racist comment!
You are a racist!
Race?
You sensed!
So cute!
This guy is a foreign astrologer!
He read my face and said I'm a racist!
I'm a racist! He found out!
In my college days, I'm a first racist
150 km speed, I'd bounce!
Vasu, my friend, followed me
He was the second racist!
All girls, in college, chilling!
Racist, racist!
(Chorus by thieves)
You see, I am a racist
My wife is a racist
And my son is a racist
Totally racist family!
You like racist?
No!
No?
Cool
Huh
You come there, ok?
I'll sort this, don't worry
Come
You tell, start
Entrance
Tell, tell
Oh yes...
Just say it already!
Tell him your story
Oh yeah, ok
My name is Simon Lefevre
I come from France
I am meeting the client tomorrow
I am staying at the Marriott hotel
When I came to the airport, there's a big hmmm...
You don't understand, no?
You please...you explain to him, no?
Monsieur, I come to India for conference
I am meeting my clients tomorrow
I...my bag is missing with the...
...the drugs samples and I.. Stop!'
You tell entrance
I'm staying at the Marriott hotel
No, no. After
I'm meeting my clients tomorrow
No, the bag, drugs, before
Yes, medicine
Medicine for erectile dysfunction
You know, erectile, your...
Medicine? -Yes
Raise her?
He's lying
First he said drugs and bag
Now he's saying medicine -Yes sir
Think he's the one who's smuggling drugs from Russia to Bengaluru
Softly! He'll hear us!
Bring the suspect's photo
Sir, I can see that a promotion is close!
Go...
ok! Sir!
Sir!
Sir, they've sprayed pesticide on this too...
Sir...
They look alike, isn't it?
Yes sir
Sir, let's do one thing
We don't have the space to lock them up
We don't even have the proof to file an FIR
Let them go
I'll follow them
The moment I get proof, I'll drag them here!
Release. Go!
Go, go. Fast!
Off you all go
The universal drug smuggler has been found!
Oh hallelujah please protect us dear lord
When man has spent a hundred lifetimes
He finally rests in peace at your sacred feet
Charles is no more
The cemetery is now his home
Chuck luxury aside and live a simple life
The big boss lives in heaven
Charles is no more
Hey look!
Your boss Charles' body is arriving!
Yeah, he passed away this morning
What happened?
Hey you! Thief!
Wait!
What's wrong with you?
He's my bag thief!
Chris Gayle!
Sssh!He's carrying the body!
But he stole my bag!
I'll go and come, wait
The man who was smiling yesterday
But is now gone
Chris Gayle!
Move!
Chris Gayle!
Move your ass, will you!
Chris Gayle did you steal any foreigner's bag?
Give it back
I'll get him to pay you well
He's with me right now
And is now no more
He left saying he will return once more
Hold properly, you!
Charles is no more
Oh my!!!!
Charles is no more
Don is bald?
Don's body fell down!!
God knows where he's gone!
Look, he's back!
Hey donkey's ass,
How many times do I have to call you?
You old dinosaur!
You're not my wife to answer your call!
If I had a husband like you, I'd be better off in the grave!
Come, let me drop you there
Will take you in my auto
Forget this nonsense, go inside & see
The same old weepy serials!
What happened?
When did she come back?
God! Such a horrible mother in law!
Did you call me here to discuss your TV serial mother in law!
Not from the serial. It's about her mother in law
What happened Rahila?
Tell me!
My girl, Purshi's grandfather had 13 kids
That was on his dad's side alone
And my father had 9 kids
So, the fact is that the gene game is pretty strong on both sides
Please be direct and tell me whatever it is!
Don't try making my son a scape goat with your fake tests!
I packed them for you
Do you know what happened after?
Rahila!
Attractive discounts on silk saris. Visit today. Pothys
Puneeth Rajkumar's photo is on it
Not this! Wait
Oh my god! Driver's notice!
He's sent a divorce notice
Go, beat him up and drag him here!
Drag him?
I'll skin him alive and burn him!
Poor fellow, he's innocent!
This is all my mother in law's plan!
Yeah, he's the innocent snake that dances to her tunes!
To hell with your mother in law!
Double murder! That's what I'll commit today!
Ok enough with the blabbering
I've made meat balls
Eat it and sleep!
I don't want meat balls
I want to chop Purushottam's balls
(Bustling streets of Shivajinagar)
My father would never even let us peek into this cupboard
So in my childhood itself,
I had decided to open it as soon as he dies
Bro!
Don't you think it'll be filled with cash and diamonds?
I'll be happy if it has atleast one of that!
This fucker Sundaram refuses to give me money!
Blacky...
Try, try, try, succeed
Bro!
Succeed!
(Popular father sentiment Kannada song)
Dad!!!!
(Popular father sentiment Kannada song)
Don
We got him,
Don
Did you recognise him ?
The one whose sister eloped!
Ah, that one...
Your brother-in-law had called
He wanted one lakh
He's off to Dubai it seems
He's shocked!
He didn't know about it at all!
He's given talaq to my sister!
Because they're unable to have kids
I only got to know about his Dubai plans from you!
What else can he do, poor chap!
Have you met don's sister Angel Priya?
I've seen her on Facebook
Come here Angel Priya
Hello
She was married off at 13
She didn't bear kids even at 20!
Her poor husband patiently waited for seven years!
Only then he sent her home
Our don didn't utter a word!
Am I right, bro?
Give information only when asked
Don't open your big mouth in front of all and sundry
Cool bro
Hey, bring that foreigner here!
Remember him?
Sir, this chap!
What's he doing here?
Do you know him?
So this is the matter!
Don, I had set out with my auto from home
On the way, there was a major traffic block
These cab guys...
Had created a major ruckus
This chap was stranded there
Forget him. Do you know who else was there!
That hottie from News 13!
Guess who?
Malini!!
Malini, really?
Yes, her!
Hey, bring two cups of tea for sir and me!
Control received. Control received
Sir, everyone's inside
If you say yes, I'll proceed
What's wrong?
Sir isn't responding!
Malini, Malini...
Hey, move on from that topic!
Tik tok, tik tok arrived Malini
She held my hand and said,
Asgar "you please to take for hotel foreigners"
She held your hand?
Yes, why will I lie don?
I'm not jobless like you!
Then she gave her number & asked to give a missed call
I was low on balance...
Hey! Why are you interrupting when two biggies are talking!!
I told her...
One second don
What the fuck is your problem!!?
What now?
Ch...Ch...Cha..
Charminar?
Cha..
Chobe ki Naan
Charles!
Ba...
Bastard?
Ba...
Body?
Fell down
Charles body fell down
Yes, I made his body fall down
Oh FUCK...RUDDIN!
Dude say something!
Say something dude!
Our shot has backfired Run dude run, we're done for!
Dude say something! Say something dude!
Fakruddin has slyly
Pricked our butts with a safety pin
Looks like fate is calling
No option but to answer it Fakruddin
Dude say something! Say something dude!
It can't be washed away with soap
Such are the dirty acts in every day life
The biggest spoiler is to open one's mouth
Even if life is at risk,
the games people play are dangerous
Dude say something! Say something dude!
Fakruddin has slyly Pricked our butts with a safety pin Looks like fate is calling
No other option but to answer it Fakruddin
Dude say something! Say something dude!
Go...
Thank you.
You saved my life
Please, could you do me one more favour?
Could you take me to the French embassy?
Please...
Ok, sit
Thank you
Please say something Mohan bhai...
What do I say?
This fellow should've thought well before sending the divorce notice
Uncle, it wasn't intentional
Please tell him!
Didn't I tell you Mohan bhai?
His folks forced him to send it!
Please speak to Asgar, he listens only to you
your like my chiildren I'll speak to him
Come get up!
I wanted to ask you something -What?
You're educated
Why should you leave the country if you don't have kids?
You're right!
They should chase away the ones who have kids!
Just look at our population!
There's absolutely no shortage of babies in our country!
We're so good at manufacturing
That we manufacture babies throughout the year!
Correct uncle!
Shut up! He's talking!
Please wait sweetheart...
Listen to him baby
Only the parents with daughters know the problems womankind face
All faults like with the girl
It's her fault if she stands
Her fault if she sits
It's the girl's fault if they don't have kids
Men are such,
Even if their pumps don't have water,
They expect the women to sprout a lush field!
Let's go
Why? Let's stay!
If I ever become the prime minister of this country,
I'll announce six months of holiday for women
Would you have that dear?
I will teach her to,let go
If that doesn't happen, I'll ensure that he gets a vasectomy
How many children do you have?
Three girls & two boys
First you get that operation done
you can't park here
My name is simom i am from france please let me in
No, only English
Ok, I lost everything! My bag, luggage, wallet
Ok, who is person inside?
I don't have an appointment
Please! Let me go inside!
No, no
Only appointment
Poor chap, let him in
He's also a foreigner. He lost his bags.
Stand outside!
Indefendence day celebrations are on inside
What?
I-day celebrations are on
Some French celebrations are on inside?
Please tell him...
Sir, please him...
Please...
Where is your minister?
Sir, in India 11 am can be 12 pm or 12.30 pm
Sometimes 2 pm. It's common sir
Sir, in France, any job opportunity is there?
Sir, somebody's come
He wants to speak to you about his passport
Go check who that is Move it!
See you later, bye
Who is that man?
I have no clue sir
I said no, but they're still waiting
Hi! -How are you!
Your 10 minutes are up! Leave!
Move that auto of yours
Sir! They're over there
Get lost!
2 minutes... -No way!
Function started
Come, let's go
The French national anthem has begun Leave now!
Welcome sir!
I want to go inside!
Leave!
You could've become anyone you wanted
You could've worn underwear over your pants & become Superman
you could have been Web spinning spider man
Or even batman the dark knight
Or even the pad-selling Padman
Least of all, you could've been our watchman
But you chose to become a Bad Man
Mukesh!!!
I will not kill you
But, cancer will
Ma...ma...mmm
Tell me next week
Ma...Ma..
did he fucking kiss you
Spit it out already!
Malini is here!
You mean Hema Malini!
Our brand ambassador?
Must have come to rescue me!
Sir, sir! -Duffer!
Please Sir!
Sir...
Hello boss
Can you give me some tea?
Boss! Boss!
Hye!
Get lost!
Ready? -Ready ma'am, rolling
Tell me...
Tell you??
What should I tell you?
About yourself
Is this a TV interview or job interview?
You should research about me, & then interview me
This is not an interview where you ask "Something about you"
Ok
I thought of easing you in
And then asking you about this
Your father was a popular social worker
Social reformer & industrialist
But, the rumour is that
He ran a crime syndicate behind the scenes
He was also known as "Powder" Charles
What do you have to say about this?
So Manasa...
It's Malini
That's exactly what I said
Please continue
My father worked his way to the top
So many are jealous of his success
So they sparked a lot of mindless rumours
My father was the wholesale dealer of Ponds talcum powder for Bengaluru
Hence, the name "Powder" Charles
He was a big follower of that man
Mohan Chandra...Karam...Chandra...
Gandhiji
Gandhiji indeed!
There's a photo of him behind, see that?
Gandhiji was like a father to my dad
And like a a grandfather to me
So, what are your future plans?
I want to do to society exactly what my father did!
Hello, this is a joke?
A funny thing?
I didn't want to do this interview
Your channel kept pestering me for it!
That's it.
The interview is over!
Leave!
What!
Just request him madam...
It's ok
Good that he left
(Man speaks in a foreign language)
For two days, we were waiting for you
Nothing happen
If money no coming, we screw you
Ok, ok!
I give full money!
After screwing!
They've taken the mic madam
I'll go get it
Wait, wait!
(Why did you commit to give the whole amount??)
(Are you crazy!)
(Do you know how much the loot is even worth?)
Record it
The powder we're buying is priced at Rs 9000 per gram
5 kgs of it!
Worth 4.5 crore!
Will you hand all that over?
So what do I do?
Ask for some time
Switch it on
Hello boss!
I want some time!
How much more time you want?
No more time!
I want my bag
I want my man
And I want my money!
If not,
Enjoy last two days of your life
I have a one proposal for you
I'm not give your money
I'm not give your powder
I will catch your man
And make him my housekeeper!
Lastly, but not leastly,
I don't know who you are
But I will find you!
I kill you
Mother fucker!
Uncle, what's wrong!
The laughter effect was just setting in!
Do you even know who and how powerful he is!
Who cares!
Trying to act smart with me, huh!
He's abroad, so what can he possibly do to me??
Especially when the entire city is in our control!
Come, let's go!
Did you realise how dangerous he is
Mani!
What's that on your shirt??
Uncle, mic!!
Let's go! Let's go!
Bro! What happened?
Blackie, I don't care what you do!
But I want Malini today at any cost!
What bro!
That desperate huh? Naughty fellow!
You have to kidnap Malini at any cost!!
If not, I'll chop off your hands like they did in Sholay!
Get lost! -Ok bro
Blast worked
He's shit scared -Good
He'll run away!
Ok
Excuse me!
Am I wearing this right?
Cloth's fitting you?
Yes, thanks!
Take! Eat something
You hungry?
Yes
Kheer
Hot! Hot!
yes hot
This is delicious
Thank you!
Thank you
You like it, no?
Yes, very good
My brother told me what happened
Sorry to hear
I miss my family...
I'm scared here
I want to go home
I know
I know how...feels
You want to talk to family?
Oh, yes!
Whatsapp call?
Yeah, thank you!
I call one person
I call my wife
When I see her face,
All my problems gone!
My wife
She very beautiful!
Make me very happy, thank you
(Asgar singing a love song)
Did you eat a horse by mistake?
What's this Mohan?
Couldn't you have bought some nice-smelling liquor? Damn you!
Do you have to do a liplock now?
This is all we have, drink up
So you didn't you get any chicken? Or side dishes?
You teetotalers are the worst!
But will polish off half a chicken!
So, I've only brought chips
Take it or leave it
Give
Take & get lost
There he goes again!
Huh?
Who are you?
And why are you fucking answering my wife's phone??
It's me, Johnny Seems
who Johnny Sins?
Hello Kuku!
How are you my darling?
What are you doing?
And who is that man?
No, no, no
Don't worry
He came here for some work
He's actually my boss
Naked?
He came to our house naked!
I'll explain everything, you come home
It's nothing, you just come home darling
Please come home to me
Come back?
Come back to what?
I wanted to see you
But now...
I never want to see you again
No, no, no
Please! Please! Explain to you!
No!
Everything will be fine!
Gud bye!
Please! Listen to me Kuku!
Mohan, it seems like acid!
I'd have asked my friend to get you some nice liquor
He's coming from Dubai
He'd have got it for you
Hey! Keep your Dubai airs to yourself!
By the way,
Why are you angry about your brother-in-law
Brother!
He's my brother-in-law?
Let him come in front of me & I'll kill him!
you are afraid of stray dogs,
And you'll kill a person? My foot!
Here sir!
Sure? -Yes
Hey - Ok Sir
Thank you
He's incapable of fathering a child
And he's blaming my sister for it!
You know me
I wanted to have a grand wedding
Serve non veg delicacies for guests
He finished it off with mere veg food!
But, were you prepared for the "grand" wedding?
You didn't even have a rupee as savings!
I had!
What happened?
Rahila! Rahila!
Unable to see
If they live here, it'll be tough for them
They've planned to settle down in Dubai
Let them go
What!
Go to Dubai?
Who are they to plan?
If this gets out of hand, I'll rip him apart!
Relax!
Aaarrgh!!
Brother! What happened?
Come fast!
I heard a loud thud!
Somebody fell down from the top!
I'm sure it's a thief!
Then let's run!
Catch him!
Call the cops!
No, no! Do one thing
Call the military
They'll come and beat me black & blue!
So will you go in & catch the thief?
Is this the Mysore palace?
Lots of precious objects inside?
Wait till the power comes
He wont come, he's a scaredy cat!
I'll catch the thief
You're Laurel & he's Hardy
So he'll accompany you on the way out
Will you go in or not?
The old man is sleeping inside!
Mehboob, don't worry!
Asgar is coming!
Hey oldie!
Why don't you just groom your beard with shampoo and sit in a corner?
Brother, just go inside!
Sir! How are you?
What about dinner?
Is he a guest?
Dinner it seems!
Go catch him!
I will!
Shut up now!
Do...do you have weapons with you?
Of all places, you've come to rob our house...
You'll find nothing worthwhile here
What do you mean nothing?
The silver bowl your brother-in-law got from Turkey...
Do you know how much its worth?
Do us a favour
Just give the password to the lock of all the precious things in the house
Let him take it all and go
Caught him!
Caught the robber!
Getting him outside! Beat him up!
(Chaos reigns)
Beat him up!
Don't spare him!
Where is he?
Search inside!
Search for the bag - Okay sir
Hey! What are you doing here?
What's all this dust on you?
I'll explain later
Go and fetch your luggage
I'll be in the neighbouring Road Come fast
I don't know anything sir!
Sir, there's nothing inside
Nothing? Where's the bag?
What bag sir?
Get hold of him!
Hold on sir!
What?
Do you have a warrant to arrest him?
Ah! So you know this too?
Do you know how many films I've watched!
Sir isn't answering my call
God knows what he's upto?
In you go!
Sir! Sir! Brother! Brother!
Come, come.
Ok, stop
Is that alcohol?
Yes sir
Bengaluru is the capital of drunkards!
We have multiple cases today!
Our sir will be the star of tomorrow's press meet
It doesn't end there
There's an even bigger case than these!
Want to see?
Who's that?
Who is this candidate?
The degree college principal's son
No clue if he's high on weed or drugs
At the CM's function,
He went on stage & said
he'll make the CM disappear with his magic tricks
And then?
And had he continued for another few minutes,
The audience would've thrashed him
Our Siddappannayya has brought him here!
Who the hell is that monkey?
Kick him right inisde!
Ok sir
No, no..
That's enough!
I'll make you disappear!
Off you go inside!
Nonsense!
Hey! Welcome to Mystery of India!
Look at me!
Hey! You.
Look at me!
Hey guys!
Welcome to mystery of my world!
Look, look!
See! Watch!
Now! Watch!
Watch!
Hey!
Hey buddy!
Bring the bedi (shackles)
Oh god!
Go!
Bedi! Bishan Bedi! (Indian cricketer)
Hey, shut up!
Escape the bedi (shackles)!
Everyone's a prisoner here
Prisoner 1, 2, 3 & 4
Everyone is no one
But someone inside the jail!
If he's calling us prisoners, then...
Jail is just a joke!
What's the big deal if you're in or out!
Pray to be free!
I never let down my dear ones!
Shut up & sit!
Tired of listening to your crap!
My mother's aunt had the same problem
She'd feel like someone's whispering to her
And she passed away within a month
No! Shut up!
You piece of shit!
H2O!
Give me H20!
Hey dude!
H20 means.
Water! Water!
H2O means
Upendra+Prabhudeva (superhit Kannada film)
I am Shiva!
What's your bloody problem!
Water!
Just shut up and sleep!
Get out!
What's this Mohan anna ?
Is he a human or musical fountain?
He's spitting all over himself!
Everyone is innocent i will take you out
It's time for magic!
All the gods are right here!
You,
you,
you!
Pray!!!
10!
9!
8!
7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Boom!
I told you not a rat's ass can be moved!
Who put these shackles for me?
Sir! Why have you unnecessarily put me in jail?
Is anyone there?
Bless me
Sir, unlock me!
Hello!
Hello! Inspector
Open this!
Hello!
Why have they put me in here?
Darling!
Get me pizza on your way home!
What? Pitcher?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Dress like a delivery boy & bring the pizza
Where will I find that costume!!
I don't know all that!
Bring the pizza dressed like a delivery boy!
Are you crazy??
You must! That's it!
Hello! Haaa!
Fuck!
Whoever discovered this concept called marriage,
Should be asked to put his head
between his thighs and kiss his ass!
Are you married?
No sir
You're blessed!
You'll live a 150 yrs
And beat the Chinese record
Wait, let me call Ramki sir
Stay silent
(Hello)
Hello sir,
hope you haven't forgotten me...
(What's the matter?)
Sir, my promotion...
What!!
How many times have I told you not to drunk dial me!
Sir, I haven't had even one drink today!
It's Thursday, a dry day
Sir, I believe in Lord Raghavendra & Dr Rajkumar
No sir
(What do you want man!)
A promotion sir,
Please...
Haven't I already told that for your kind track record
We cant give you a promotion anytime soon!
Hang up now!
So no promotion?
No chance!
Hello...!
darling?
What?
Listen to me!
What did you say?
Listen up now!
Dude,
Dude, you will be shortly calling me Mahadev sir!
You have to call me that!
The foreign drug dealer you've been searching through satellite,
That guy has already been arrested by me!
He's in my station now
Tomorrow he will be presented in court by me!
Mahadev!
During my promotion time,
If you screw it up with your antics
Shut up you bloody bugger!
What! Burger?
Hello! Hello?
Damn! He cut the call!
My wife says bring pizza
This fellow says bring a burger
When our colleagues berate us,
All the gas comes out on its own
It came out of my mouth. You're saved!
Come, come
Sir!
What's all this?
We had kept those spirit cans inside
Because of a short circuit,
they caught fire
What about the foreigner?
He was in the cell at the back...
He has escaped sir
He's escaped?
Don't worry sir
The search party has gone after him
I've also informed Ramki sir
Who the hell is he to be informed?
Did I ask you to call him?
Sorry sir!
As if he's some big Commissioner!
Sorry sir!
Let's go
Move!
You might just make another call!
Loafer!
Let's leave
Ever since you picked him up...
I'm fed up...
Excuse me...
Ask him what it is
I'm sorry
I'm Really sorry.
Hey
Say sorry Shake hands with him
Let's think what to do next
Are your hands glued together?
Shake hands with him properly!
Okay!
Now let's go over what has happened
Mani's gang & the cops are searching for same bag
And that's this bugger's bag
The contents of the bag?
We have no clue
Why are they searching for you?
Because you picked him up
I want to ask him the contents of the bag
But I don't know this bugger's language
(In Hindi) What was inside the bag?
What is,
bag is?
Oh! My bag?
Everything!
My passport,
My wallet,
My Ipad
My sample of tablets
There was...
Toblet?
Yes, tablets
What?
For erectile dysfunction
You know to increase the...
What's he doing with his hands?
Oh you don't know, ok
No baby,
Take tablet?
Make baby
Baby making medicine?
Yes, like that!
Brother!
Ok, if we find his bag
it might benefit us
I feel the same too
Who did you say the bag was with?
He's seen him
That Chris Gayle!
The curly haired fellow
The one who is in the band?
He takes contracts as an undertaker?
Yes! Yes!
Why will he steal the bag?
What will he gain from it?
How do I know?
I can ask him if we find him
I know how to catch him too
But...I need...
What?
A phone
Our phones are in the police station
Let's do one thing
There's a Amrutha bar on the main road
Let's go there, come
Damn! You want to go to a bar in this situation!
You fool!
My boy works at that bar.
We can use his phone
Oh like that!
Since you're a drunkard,
I don't trust you
What do you mean?
If I don't drunk in such a situaton,
Then will I?
The police are chasing us on one side
The robbers on the other
Both of them bhind me
We don't what will happen next
So when we have the chance, pop a peg!
Hello, excuse me...
Alcohol?
90?
Whiskey?
Yes, whatever...
Learn from him
Let's go! Come!
Stop here!
Madam, I'm Blackie
Ok...
Madam, if you don't mind,
Can we kidnap you for 2 hours?
What!!
Madam please corporate...
Blackie!
You know I'm from the press right?
Leave! Leave!
Madam, I'll ensure your safety
Blackie, I thought you were a nice guy
But
I didn't know you're the type
to kidnap helpless girls at night!
Madam, Madam, please...
Blackie, I'll scream...
So cute!!
By the way, where did you get the chloroform from?
Chloroform? Not at all..
Welcome!
Hello Mohan anna
How's it going?
Nothing much
Give me the usual 90 -90
And a foreigner has come with us
Give him what he wants
If he asks for something pricey, say no
Yeah, ok
Mohan anna
Also, pass me your phone for a bit
Didn't I tell he's a friend?
Is there sufficient balance to call?
Just make the call!
Just pour me another 90
That's enough. -Enough?
Sit,sit!
Sit!
Enjoy
Enjoy, enjoy!!
Looks like a complete fool!
Order one drink?
I'll give you company
Hey! Two large! -Ok
give him the bill he will pay
Hello?
Hello
Yes, tell me
Sir, this is Nagraj
A close friend of Mohan
Which Mohan?
The auto garage guy
Ah, yes
He went to the garage this morning
He checked an auto & said there was oil leakage
Is he dead?
No,no
He said he was tired & came home
He told his wife to give him some milk & biscuits
Did he die then?
No, no
He din't
He went back to bed
Said he was sleepy
Just then
He died then?
No, no
He woke up
And was set to watch the news
He was watching with eyes wide open
When his wife came & said,
"Darling, aren't you going to the garage?"
Oh, so he went to the garage?
Nonsense!!
How will he go when he's no more!
He's dead!!
Ok, ok
What crap!
Ok, I'll be there in an hour
Where do I come?
To his house on Tannery Road
Come there
As per what caste do you want the rites to be?
Tamil, Kannada or others?
No, no
We don't know who his father is
So you're free to do anything
I'll need some advance for the flowers
No, we don't need fresh flowers
Use the flowers from some other funeral
Ok, sure, I'll do it for half rate
Just give me an hour
How was it!
(Lamenting in French)
What's he saying??
(Lamenting in French)
Ok i have to manage
I got it!
I understud
Betting, isn't it?
Betting!
Look buddy,
Betting isn't wrong
But assuming that our home team is playing well,
I took a personal loan,
And bet on RCB (IPL team),
That's the worst decision!
Zero profits
Only loss!!
I wish we could go like this forever
Know something?
My father, too kidnapped my mother & married her
I feel shy when I think about it
I want this!
Smile please...
Smile!
Wow!
Shall I put it on Facebook?
Hello! Listen up all!
My nephew is here with me
He'd like to sing a few songs for you all
-Sure!
No way!
Let him!
He's even gone to Sa Re Ga Ma Pa
How many rounds were you part of?
Two rounds...
Two rounds!!
Boss, I said no way!
Sit down now!
Hey! We're here to promote new talent!
Where else but a bar to promote such talent!
You sing a Song!
Jai Mahishmati!!!
Now will you leave?
Or should we kick you out?
I dare you to do it! Bugs bunny!
You're acting too smart!
Bugs Bunny? Who?? -You!
Now get off the stage!
Hey, shut up & sit!
You always create trouble here!
So what's your bloody problem!
(Fight ensues)
(Fight in progress)
Come here boy...
Why?
Don't give up this opportunity, come!
Go, go!
Sing baby
Hey, isn't his father a famous director?
Why the hell is he here??
Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue,
I'll still speak Kannada through my nose
Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue,
I'll still speak Kannada through my nose
But sometimes, mistaken happen; can’t help it
Listen, while I sing what I can,
If you understand it, then you’re lucky
If you get tensed, you’re done for
It’s like letting ants in your pants
Life is like a cartoon, with us playing loony tunes
So why worry? Now open the bottle!
Conditions apply
Hello tell me
That foreigner you are serching is in our bar. I have sent you his picture.
is't?
Hey move on
Here
let there be light!
Ah! beautiful
Thank you sir!
no!..Ghost!
There are umpteen roads in town
And they all lead to this bar
Nobody is problem free in life
It’s tragic anyway
So what if the good times are here?
When you’re good to people, they care two hoots
Life is like a cartoon, with us playing loony tunes
So why worry? Now it’s time to open the bottle
Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue,
I'll still speak Kannada through my nose
But sometimes, mistaken happen, can’t help it
Catch him
Madam!
What are you doing here!
Please say something...
Sorry.. Sorry
That piece of shit!
I'll show him who I am!!!
Can you please take me to the TV 13 office?
Madam, one selfie please...
Ok, ok
But office first, please?
Ok madam
Let's complete all your work
Then I'll drop you home
Tuck you into bed and Igo home
Ok. And your name?
Asgar
Ok Asgar, let's go
Madam, I forgot to tell you something
Yeah, tell me!
I love you you madam!!
What??
Just drive.
Holy fuck!
Bloody hell, what a fraud this Sundaram is!!
He promised me 2 lakhs to steal the foreigner's bag
He's not given me even 2 thousand for it!
He's not even answering the phone!
And now everyone's after me for the bag!
What do we do now?
Do you know what double cross means?
No
Bloody hell! I'll show you, come!
Move a little
I've PayTMd you -Ok
I'll treat you to an action flick now!
come come
We are allowed to take 4 wives
but how can he be with another woman?
Madam, I'll go murder someone and be back
What?
Madam
Please loan me 200 bucks
Please don't look at me like that...
I feel shy!
What!
Take
Your number?
Why?
I'll PhonePay it to you
No need
Please keep it
(Huccha Venkat belts dialogues on screen)
What are you two upto!
Watch the film!
Sister-in-law!
Hey, get lost you!
Relax uncle!
I'm putting her veil back, relax!
Someone has left a corpse here!
You dry plum!
What are you doing here!
My sister is waiting for you at home
And you're roaming around with your lover!
Aunty, let me tell you, he's an inflated balloon!
He's cheated my sister
Please be careful
No, no...
Confusion reigns
Brother!
Why are you disturbing others! Sit!
Who's that? Why the ruckus! Get down!
No, no!
Yeah, it's a blockbuster film!
Get lost!
(Confusion continues)
My dear PT Usha!
How many time will you elope from home?
That too with the same fellow!
Ok, let me explain
Where's Asgar?
Fill this with some water
Where's Asgar?
What's the time?
8 pm
Put 403
On TV. Channel 403
Look! What kind of a son I have!
Still hasn't paid the monthly fee!
He's the epitome of irresponsibility!
Now how will I watch my 8 pm serial?
Call him right now!
You old hag!
Do you know why we've come here?
Stop your nonsense!
Look there!
Just keep your son's latest photo ready
You'll need it soon
Where's Asgar?'
If you had informed us before,
I'd have convinced him with lies
brought him your home boss!
I don't like comedy
And I hate comedy by old people
It reminds me of my father
I feel sad
Not because it reminds me of him
But because of his pathetic jokes!
Hey, call Asgar
You call
Boss, his phone isn't connecting
Call his sister
Hey, why didn't you tell me you want to go to Dubai?
I have so many contacts!
Yeah, the sheikh is your best buddy right?
Shut up!
When two men are..
When one man is talking, why are you interfering?
Forget all that dude
Ok, brother-in-law,
Hey, don't call me that!
Asgar Ji,
None of you even listen to me
And you all dislike me
So I was scared you'll beat me up..
This guy beating you up?
He's a scaredy cat!
He's scared?
Don't call me that!
Who the hell is calling me?
Who?
I don't know!
Hello
Listen carefully
I have barged into your house
Is that so?
I want that bag right away!
Bag?
If not...
If not?
I will kill your uncle!
Do that. Please do that.
They want to kill uncle it seems
Don, let's use mother sentiment
Nice!
I'll give you half an hour
I want the bag here by then
If not,
none of you will stay alive
On the back of the auto, we write mother is god
God! So many missed calls! -Who?
Hello mother
Where are you?
I'm with Rahila
You met them?
Yes, all will be well
But how are you?
Don't worry about me
Ok, I won't
Bag! Bag!
One more thing -Tell me
Haven't you recharged our TV subscription?
How am I supposed to watch 403?
So irresponsible!
Her bloody recharge!
Sure! I'll do it in some time
Ok, hang up now
Ok, bye
(Mobile ringing)
Whose phone is that!
Fools!
Bloody! Whose phone is it?
Are you deaf??
Hey fool
Boss?
(Mobile ringing)
Sorry boss One minute
Hello?
Hello, it's me Chris Gayle
Bro
The foreigner's bag is with me
Who's it?
I want to speak to the boss
Hey Chris Gayle...
Whatever you're searching for,
That bag & foreigner are with me don
I want to handover that bag to him
After all, he's my boss
Oh yeah?
Where exactly are you now?
I'll always where my boss is
You know me
Hold on, enough with the nonsense
The thing -Home!
Bring it home
Brother!!
Bringing it home is unsafe for me
What do we do?
Ask them to come to the theatre
My boy works at the Climax theatre
Please come there
Ok, I'll be there
Be ready
What about some cash to go with it?
How much?
Let's be fair & sqaure
How about 5 lakhs?
Bosss...
Ok, that's all right?
Main man Mani should come Alone
If not, I'll surrender to the cops with the bag & the foreigner
Ok?
Ok
(Metro announcement)
What's this don?
How can you not have a personal vehicle?
It'll come soon, Suleiman
Have patience
Your own dog is betraying you. Listen.
The bag & foreigner you're, searching for are with me
I'll always be where my boss is
My boy works at the Climax theatre
Please come there
-Yes
I know the place, I'll be there
Send your men
Ok
Where's he?
He'll be here soon
Keep an eye on him
I'll be back
(The film plays in the background)
Sir, I'm sensing trouble here Please come soon!
Listen carefully
We don't know what will happen inside
This deal looks a little shady
So, I don't want to risk not having a successor
Now please don't fight amongst yourselves
On who will go in first
Now, who will go in risking their lives for me?
Please don't prostrate before me,
Suleiman
You will always have my blessings!
No don! My slippers!
You're ready to die for my sake!
I will never forget you!
If anything happens to him,
I'll tell our area corporator to name a circle after Suleiman!
Go & bring the thing
Kannappa, where are you? -At office
Come immediately to Climax theatre -Ok ma'am
What did I ask him for?
After all, what did I ask him for?
Did I ask him for the Commissioner's post?
I just asked for a post that's equal to that of Ramki
That's all
God is unfair
He's acting pricey!
My wife took up some fast & asked me to give up non veg
I quit!
Through the week, she has various such occasions where she fasts
Again I quit
Then she said to turn completely vegetarian
I did that too!
I'm completely vegetarian now!
Give me some of those mutton chops -Ok
Give me
All these fasts are an utter waste!
Yes
Look at me!
Sitting all day, my stomach & behind have grown in equal measure!
Sir, I heard you shoudln't eat rice at night
You can lose belly fat if you eat chapati
Yeah right! If you eat spinach you'll get a six pack!
You're worst than my wife!
Offering me advice!
you must plough
Whom sir?
Me! C'mon do it!
You idiot!
I mean plough , work harder you dumb fuck.
Yes sir now i understood.
(Radio: Alpha come in Alpha come in)
(Radio: There's trouble at Climax theatre. Please attend to it immediately)
Now is the time to work
Get in! Let's go
Take every thing Don't waste it
There will be lots of time there
Let's go
Where's your boss?
Show me the booty!
Show me the money!
It's here...
Show me
You show me
This is just a sample!
The rest of it is safe in the foreigner's bag
What's this?
Cut the crap
If you want the booty,
Give me the moneys!
[SMS: Good Morning\Cum]
Fast, fast!
Ready? -Rolling
We're now at the city's Climax theatre
Since evening, suspicious activities are on at this spot
After the death of notorious kingpin Charles,
We have authentic information that it's a power war
This is an exclusive by TV 13
Sir, the media is here!
If your news becomes the highlight,
All problems will be solved
That's what I meant when I said work hard
Ready? -Ready
Who is responsible for the lives of these people?
Sir, Mani's gang is here with weapons & are inside
Don't worry...
But sir...
Where are they?
In the projector room
...has arrived -We'll go, wait
Come soon sir!
Sir...Sir....
What!
Sir, the projector room is on top
yes sir
Sir, they have guns and machetes!
We'll stay here!
Then why did you come? -Get lost!
Sir, I'm scared!
Of what? And whom?
Just come!
Ok, Sir!
Hye Come Fast!
Hey
Showed your true colours, huh?
Suleiman, thought your boss will come & I can finish you all off!
It's ok
I'll start with you
Old ambassador!
You're old & it's expensive to put you in an old age home
I let you hang around with us
And you plot against us!
I'm don Charles' original son!!!
I was the one who helped your father with his plotting
Think I'll come unprepared?
What's this!
My pants are getting tighter!
Sir! It's new moon day!
Then take a day off, you superstitious fool.
Hey, reduce the volume idiot!
Run! Ghost!
Don't go!
Brother! It's Simon!
Turn him, slowly
Has everybody gone?
Hey come, let's go!
Come!
You go in first
Sir, you're the senior
You lead the way
When gunshots are fired,
there's no senior or junior
Once you don the khaki,
Walk in tall with pride
Go!
Sir..Sir...!
All dead sir!
Sir!
Oh my god!
Sir!
How did you manage this single handedly!
You're from the media
I'm bleeding after the fight
Shouldn't you be giving me first aid?
Which is why you should wear saris
Ok,
no need of the blouse
Rip it
Tie it
Record everything -Recording sir
Tell me sir
Which channel are you from?
TV 13 sir
TV 13?
Take this. It's loaded
Check it!
Don't take our department for granted!
Hello
Ramki, TV 13. Switch it on
Please. Switch it on
just do it
Give it to me
How do I look?
Shoot your questions
Suleiman?
Yes
Solomon. Where the fuck were you?
Don Charles' "things"
I take bag
No, no, no
Payment, No problem!
Simon? -Saaman (thing)
Yes,
Simon, yes!
I got the saaman (thing)!
Where the fuck where you!
Don Charles' saaman (thing)
(Charles is gone!)
So, it's time to go
Foreign...
God forbid, my worst enemy shouldn't get a customer like you
(Speaks in French)
Crazy time
Crazy place
Crazy people
(Speaks in French)
My friend
Yes friend
I'll drop you to the airport
5000 bucks -What? 5000?
I've to return empty from there
500 -Dollars
Dollars? Rupees
Share some of your money with me too!
What name shall we keep?
You say -No, you say
You say
Taimur Ali
What rubbish!
Uraga Bhushana is nice
What crap
Abram. Abu
Yikes! Sarpa Bhushana
No. Danish?
Is that even a name?
Naga Bushana
It's final
I found my peace india I decided not to go back
Welcome to Auto GP 2020
Welcome all to this thrilling race of superfast autos
Madam, if you're with me the trophy is definitely mine!